If I reincarnate and I'm a guy again ill be so angry

The tip of my d*** keeps touching the inside of the toilet bowl
F***kkkkkkkkk

Anita Max Wynn

Pica pica

All my opps get chastised

got that long shmeat

I’m spending Christmas afternoon with my grandma. My aunt got those hip hop Kanye Diddy, 2pac conspiracy YouTube videos on the damn tv just to constantly hear “wow they so crazy”

Can I just watch home alone man

using Threads again after months

they added essential features like search, hashtags, quotes, polls and gifs… which it’s crazy how it didn’t have this stuff before lol

but yeah, it’s nice

their UI is great

anything can happen in life, especially nothing. the days dwindle on and on forever and do not end. there will be no cinematic moment. there will be no redemption. no one will save you. things do not get better. your problems compound you age your back hurts your eyesight gets worse you will be more isolated you will live quiet alone unnoticed invisible when you finally die it will be as if you had never even lived. as the years go by music moves you less and less. nothing can halt the ever-increasing recurrence of those moments when your total isolation, the sensation of an all-consuming emptiness, the foreboding that your existence is nearing a painful and definitive and meaningless end all combine to plunge you into a state of real suffering. and no one will ever know. you will never be seen. you will never do anything. there will be no redemption.

There has got to be more to life than this. 2023 showed me I ain’t s***. I’m not suicidal, but I am really struggling to find the point of it all.

I'm like bad santa though
Somebody sit on my lap

She’s so special

I’ve never wanted to trust someone this much before

go join a pottery class or some s*** man wtf

What I mean?

With each passing day I relate to squidward more

its almost entirely plagiarized from taxi driver and houellebecq

Last night was a movie fr

Women deadass turned metoo into a new hustle.

Be safe tho.

cop stopped me and asked if I fled the scene after getting into a car wreck lmao police funny

I feel like defending my honor but wtf is the point of clarifying on who f***ed up if we all get affected

I'm high as s*** an my beats is hittin

Almost all of the barbers in my barbershop don’t speak English and rely on one of them in there to translate. I mean they do a good job and I know decent enough Spanish to get explain what I want. But what if the translator calls in sick or something lol. Most of their clients are other Latinos since we in SA, but sometimes they aren’t lol.