Yeah, Ppl are just like that online. But it’s something we’re all guilty of when you just don’t feel like talking to someone.

louis ck

Using your cashback money from this year to buy early gifts for yourself >>>>

Facts lol

Don't you miss it, don't you miss it
Some of you people just about missed it

Blue eyed brunette sitting a few tables away from me save me

I have a girl like this in my lab. She pretty as f***

She married

Can't wait for Thanksgiving

More conversations about whether the holocaust actually happened. My family is batshit crazy

Flu season is in full effect.

Also feel like s*** right now.

ur nothing but dust to her but you’ll remember her from a year from now

f*** france

I'll forget about her but the general point stands because there's a girl I'm in love with who doesn't feel the same

I need to stop roasting haters in my soundcloud comments

This is like the worst way to look at it

I wish my brother a quick recovery but how you 6’3 and get jumped by a 5’7 and 5’4 nigga

When I heard dude was hospitalized I thought them niggas was coming in at LEAST 3-4 deep

Loser mentality

Quitting d**** has given me the space to make my visions real instead of just keeping them in my mind

No booze
No d****
No p***/masturbation
No junk food

God Mode unlocked

Apartment manager: You can pay $180 to have your apartment cleaned when you leave

Me: (cleans apartment myself cus that’s a waste of money)

Apartment manager: Here’s your final bill. It’s $150 for carpet cleaning and 170 for paint damage. We noticed the apartment was clean so we didn’t charge the $180 cleaning fee

So why in the F*** am I supposed to pay for y’all to clean the carpets then? I have no pets and there are no carpet stains + y’all have to clean it for the next person anyway.

S*** feels disingenuous. I had 0 issues with apartment management for the entire time I lived there, but now it feels like soon as I leave they just wanna squeeze out as much money as they can get away with.

hope a garden grows where we danced this afternoon

So i drove my friends car forgot tO turn off the light now the battery is completely dead

Why am I in a PhD program again?

Ppl assume I'm smart cus of where I go to school but I rly only have creativity and math skills. My common sense is below average. Or maybe not common sense but definitely self awareness or general awareness is not good

There's black people and niggas/hoodrats.

I can't wait to get away from these niggas and hoodrats b.

More fuel for the mission to escape América next year.

Single mothers who don't raise their bad ass kids are becoming top 5 pet peeves for me b. You b****es are the worse