daylight savings can suck my nuts

this s*** makes me feel like a degenerate

A dumb term for “in a situation” which means not in a committed relationship and not just having sex. The people don’t know what they are.

It’s kind of a weird scenario because it’s more than FWB but less than a relationship, and not an open relationship either, with no rules or definitions

Usually when I hear someone’s in a situation I let them know I’m interested and wait for them to get out of it

Officially it wouldn’t be cheating tho, just has potential to be messy

graphic designers have a problem dawg

Asked this guy that Im doing a project with if he can make a animated 3d cartoon version of my colleague for one of the designs and he said it'll take a lot of work, so extra costs

Told him imma try make it myself and created this s*** in 20 minutes on Midjourney (AI)

I just left earth

I’m listening to this Seinfeld interview and this nigga legit said “I’m built different”

Houston, we have a problem

Why the f*** does lactose free milk smell like that

got my new pair of glasses, feeling extra cute

Might just leave her on read this time to end things.

How you ugly and lazy?

From Spain to Maine know what I’m saying damn

pics

F***ing folded.

Fixed a broken drawer today man I'm straight af!

I just saw a grown man riding around the city on a bike, dressed as a super hero.

And not like a known super hero, I think he actually trynna crime fight lmaoooo

Lowkey almost ran his ass over. Nigga you better wear some brighter colors

Happy October

the key to such power is ambiguity.

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Go Head Break down real low .