Naujour already a classic

Missed out on a great job opportunity because I couldnt get a reference in time

Im sad man

As an adult, why are you wearing crocs?

I'm a king vamp/pokemon/king of blades/rockstar/drug fiend/king of hell/alchemist/shaman/magician

This s*** is crazy. I’m emotional.

“Friends and money don’t mix so I’m brother less”

He said he got 5 but this is not 5 below
This nigga b**** he said he gon call 5-0

Spending the whole weekend with her

Need a different wardrobe when working on art...

Can't be dressed like a john wick character in the studio b.

I just need love and some attention.

This is what happens when you ban all the schizo/religious/exaggerative posters in Life section

The state of affairs rn is tragic

I wish I had a Sploof, I would be CHIEFING right now 😮‍💨🤦🏽‍♂️

Going to the mall/theatre on the weekends is hell. So many teenagers

I must continuously make moves that my 90-year-old self will reflect on and be proud of.

Genghis Khan/Alexander The Great standards only over here.

🏖️ .

📍

Sleeping in my car for the first time in my adult life

This is for the vertically challenged man my legs cant fit in here

Wish i could take em off like mr potato head and throw em in the trunk

I could use a blunt rn