Might get laid tonight

Wear protection so you don't get that die slow

Lord Jesus Christ All Mighty God Have Mercy On Me

Concept of identical twins is scary

How you cook 2 humans that look the exact same in your stomach at once

Certain black folk love associating tacky and dumb s*** with blackness and really don’t see a problem with that.

Carnivore diet is one of the keys to life.

Of course this society would make people believe eating meat is bad....

While not saying s*** about all this fast food and junk food that's the real problem

U ever have a fast food employee judge u while u put in an order

I said I want the breakfast taco no bacon he said wait u want it WITHOUT BACON???

Cleaned my fridge before coming to work

That was a mistake bruh I was sweating bullets in my lil ass kitchen

Yeah nigga what gives

i f***ed up

Some godd banter never hurt nobody

u muslim?

nahh lmao

ayee i get to keep my side job lets go

Money wins

I feel like I don’t have time for myself.

No smart man is getting married in America.

Your dark side is your biggest ally and weapon for success

Weekends don't exist in my world

Just more days to work on the goals..the f*** is a day off?

nvm

how the f*** do I get myself into these situations