This generation of women are doing a good job...
at showing me why a lot of men would rather pay for prostitutes
I made a plot an I f***ed up the y axis (admittedly I do that a lot on accident)
Dude was talking very crazy with exclamation points saying my name like he my dad or some s***
Last week he told me he might replace me
Gotta move different man
Gotta move different man
yea he good now he jus types/texts like a crazy man
Whatchu gonna order
2 Six Piece Nuggets, A Large Fry with Sweet & Sour Sauce 😮💨
2 Six Piece Nuggets, A Large Fry with Sweet & Sour Sauce 😮💨
The classic combo
So it turns out the Black and White pair of Old Skool Vans I got for Christmas were over my sisters house this whole time
I was so excited to see them and they were cleaner than I remembered
i was talking to a girl i met the other day about taylor swift and she started talking to me like how girls to to a gay guy best friend. i realized the situation and had to switch up so fast
I was bullshitting with these Mexicans at the food truck speaking to them in Spanish and saying I didn’t know English.
They said I was convincing lol
But then this Arab guy who ACTUALLY didn’t know English was behind me and he tried talking to me fr and I’m reacting to him like

sum bad happen to baby i deserve it
i took niggas off but im not perfect
i did b****es wrong but im still learning
i used to cut myself bc i felt worthless
Get rich and help the world...nah I'm good
Get rich, help my loved ones, and do whatever the f*** I want in peace...that's all me