Beef, salt, and water is all you need.

Might throw in blueberries if you freaky but that's it.

F*** being a slave to your taste buds and a foodie

You still believe that?

My bowels have never moved better. Every day right after I eat without fail.

Brand new micro USB and don't even work. I have like 20 of them and 2 of them half work. Whoever designed these needs their ass kicked

They really want us to start calling the police on niggas that be outside kicking in their cars in the public ass parking lot behind our building. I know we gotta do what we gotta do at work but g that’s where I draw the line. I was out there this weekend and these people are just chilling, literally. I don’t feel right calling the police on people that’s doing nothing wrong.

I was watching this great travel-docu with a guy travelling Japan then out of nowhere he's like "tattoos and feminism make women impossible to date" not watching this corny ass nigga, shame he's a talented vlogger

All im saying is that it’s a missed opportunity for a gay artist to not title their album “…nOt tHaT tHeRe’s AnYtHiNg wRong WiTh tHat…”

A lawyer telling a judge "It's cap, to be honest." is wild

Lean into the darkness

Embrace your dark side

and f***ing win

taking a soul cleansing s***!

Time to stop being lazy and actually make some paintings.

I know enough

All of the things I once enjoyed doesn't bring joy it just bring noise it just bring noise

"meat is bad for you." - nigga eating chips and drinking soda

i spilt sugar all over the floor this morning and the floor was wet

so consequentially i have sugar all over the soles of my feet as i'm typing this

Why the flying f*** does Soundcloud not have a dark mode yet man I'm tired of getting blinded every time I switch to that tab to do something jfc

yd i do tht

This resident evil girl

Called out today, big chilling all day

Leaving this here for myself

Gotta revise this paper for school real quick so i can be stress free for at least a lil bit. Been putting it off for about a week. Gotta comb through 16 pages of my professor’s notes to improve s***. Luckily he didn’t have TOO much to say.

u gotta get the darkreader extension man

Listen to one album...my luxury

Then go to war(work) for the rest of the day