They passing around edibles at my family Christmas party lmao

My job gonna d*** test me tho so I cant

“Scared of the future, running from the past.”

He is real right

Yes ofc

Im hungry as s*** again

Knew it

Chicken Nuggets with Queso

They s***ted on me so long i wanted to see the hype

My head in the clouds and i walk in the sky

i need a nuru massage so bad

They want to get me out of here so bad

Need fiber

Some people just enjoy being miserable and that’s just how it goes man

Some people just want to be victims.

malding over getting the gift i wanted (these two small antique paintings) stolen from me in the white elephant gift exchange, then seeing it get stolen three more times (the max number of steals) and the final person who stole it did it to give one painting each to the people who stole it from me. nice act of kindness amirite

enjoy the art putas

• the grinch

code-switching is kinda funny when you actually notice it. Yet like so many of us do it just on instinct

damn where is this from again i forgot