future - up the river

dont let strangers on the internet talk you out of your inheritance

I really don’t like motherfuckers with no common sense. Stupidity is something I don’t have a lot of patience for

All I’m gonna say is:

Update: ayoooo

You know when you're asking for a second chance from someone and you can tell the person is really digging deep in order to be patient with you? That's my situation rn.

Yooo

being middle class is dog s*** everything costs so much money and everything is designed so that you need more of it in the future. your car breaks down the government charges you fees for something all the products you have break and you need to replace them everything is designed to keep you spending and no one gives you respect for being a working class person

Cringe asl when mfs try so hard to sound real but they really look dumb. “If I only had 40 and you needed 30 I’d just survive off 10 dollars because I have such a huge heart ❤️” no b**** you just sound like a goofy that put other people needs before your own. That’s not anything to be proud of.

I just want my food

I really live in a time in history where society and women s*** on men and masculinity nonstop in all forms of media...

Lmao I seen this yesterday bro was speechless

remembering you got a big d*** really just cheers you up lol slight brag

we ride

Just realized I haven’t eaten all day jesus

GOT APPROVED FOR A LEASE TODAY AND I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW

GETTING ABSOLUTELY F***ED BY SCHOOL

Thinking of DM’ing someone from Twitter who is cute! But I’m 100% sure he’s married 🥲🤣

im so f***ing done with this s*** bro she literally just dropped an EP with music videos of her dancing on my f***ing head i think shes doing an album rollout or someshit its just getting ridiculous at this point even for me i dont wanna dox her but shes serving florence and the machine patti smith

is this jokes? wtf is going on

WHAT does this mean "shes serving florence and the machine patti smith" she's f***ing opening up for them??

NO HER MUSIC SHES SERVING THOSE VIBES

bro this therapist is unprofessional af but she's giving u the mummy vibes u want...

yea this is not healthy for me i see why there are professional boundaries now

highkey want u to dox her now

fellas word of advice dont go for the occult shamantic womancraft daughters of the witches you couldnt burn divine feminine chakra therapist please.