I must have a pregnant fetish or sum s*** cause this woman got me amazed

Dude we really have to exterminate all people over the age of 60, damn

Edit: except bernie

Yeah if they didn’t exist Bernie would guarantee to win. Old white people and old Florida Cubans are only ones who vote republican consistently.

Youth turnout gotta be high this coming year. Gonna be a s***show.
If Bernies not nominee I’m not voting in protest though.

I meant in general, not just politically. Just stepped into an Apple store and I am baffled at how these people can function on their own with the dumb s*** they were asking the employees

Going drinking again with friends. My liver gonna hate me

It's weird. The worse head I ever got was from 2 hoes

Feeling better after spending the day around nature. I think I know what I need to do now.

My Dog Jsut Called me a Robot Human Dog Impersonator ..

lol rollercoasters really take you out of your mind and make you live in the moment

Why do people keep calling me? Why can’t you say whatever you have to say through a text message?

I might be too addicted to solitude or something

broooo i hate this too
they’ll call like 4-5 times in a row and not even text once like if it’s really that important just text me f***

Happy Winter Solstice everyone. I have the most annoying headache rn...

U hope we have the worst headache rn?

Damn

Wut ..

i wanna start listening to audiobooks

i gotta finish one audiobook next year

They make me fall asleep.

might start doing it while i work out

u guys r my only friends if u guys r my friends

ugh
i still love love

all i want for Christmas is a cute mini fridge for all my facial products 💗⭐️🙏🏽

I think I can make them all fit inside my cold heart lol