i listen to me i dont listen to people....

one of the realest shyt he done said

If 1 cell divides then the Id is placed on both daughter cells

But if those daughter cells divide then the Id is placed again an now my code don't work

F*** this s*** is confusing

F*** it 95% accuracy is good enough

Why even invite me with one day's notice? You were better off not inviting me at all...

"Would you like to explain why I'm Puerto Rican?"

They mad as hell at the polaroid boombox lmao

“Just got a fresh cut now we looking for the freaks”

@cole_breezy answer my dm fool I ain't forget

Tf bro rly got a strap

Is the late millennial/gen z generation the most vocal about not choosing to be born?

I been feenin like im Keenan

hungry af

This boutta female correct?

Think I might take spirituality more srsly

Like this could me my career who knows. Cus Lord knows science isn't working out

There's this story that goes around that schools in Germany had to forbide a certain blood test poll that they would do in biology class because it showed blood type combinations that wouldn't be possible unless one of the parents cheated

This doesn't make any sense. Puerto Rican is nationality.

My roommates gf is so f***ing annoying. As soon as she hears any noise from my room or I step outside she is GUARANTEED to be bugging me for some random stupid s***. Get a f***ing job or something.

thrusts me against a table "sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me 🥺" smacks ass "ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY" sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock "hmmmm that feels good 🥴" Squeezes balls firmly "NO MOMMY NOT THERE" bursts ball sack

White Lives Matter

If this girl thinks I'm finna talk to her behind my boy she trippin

Breh these hoes is candelous