"I'm not a human, I'm amphibian
Fake superhero like the Mystery Men, I ain't savin' nothin'
I'm gettin' faded 'til the angels comin', skippin' all the famous functions
How do the famous function? The A-list can't be trusted
I strong-arm 'em like I play the trumpet
The bottom barrel of society
I tell my b**** if she don't love me, then just lie to me
I'm finer than the winery"

The universe blesses genuine growth and hard work

We’re absolutely f***ed
Texas went from 107 degrees the first half of the summer and NOW we coolin down to just the 80s?

I don’t even got any AC on that’s how cool it is rn

chin up u be aight

If nutting was a sport, i be Michael Jordan

i watched taxi driver a long long time ago but was recently skimming thru the script and i feel like more people identify with these monologues now than ever before and it was written nearly 50 years ago

I miss Mac Miller like a mf

Join me on this 30 day semen retention journey brother

This is great for typical Texas weather in august tho

Audi tt

Imma be taking as many graveyard shifts as possible before school starts and get myself an old BMW next month in sha Allah

27 BILLION dollar Uvalde lawsuit

I need sleep better

Damn, how did she bring it up? How did she break it down?
Man, you at the clinic? Dog, slow down, that's your child
But if you keep it, then you gotta tell your girl you was cheating
And you went raw dog when you beat it
That's when she gon' tell you to beat it

Prime ye was hilarious

Does anybody remember the user Icewear Vezzo, he used to have insanely grimy stories of him

Not a real person I'm in this world but in reality I'm not a part of it, I don't interact with anyone or anything it makes me feel like i dont exist. Sometimes when I'm in a public place I feel like I'm hallucinating the people there. Or I'm just a ghostly type thing and that's why I feel so disconnected

pray to who? u must be trippin

what if i made a tiktok and hunted for pages that strictly post videos of animals with no music. just animal and the ambience of the nature they're in. does that even exist fr 🤔

This is no relationship we just relating girl

im him