Ting Gon cryZy

why is george costanza such a p****?

just look at him

would you take any tough guy talk from him seriously?

nope

got my d**** 🥰

Maybe I was too harsh on Seinfeld when I gave up 3 episodes in

Ima try again soon

I believe.

made $300 in tips tonight. I love this job.

i come home and turn on my tv and s*** is BROKEN. i now believe this mercury in the retrograde s***. luck has been so bad lately

Entitlement is a dangerous poison.

crisis averted, tv is fixed

Allow me to…. Flex up

yeah ima stay sober for awhile now

I don’t listen to Doja cat but this a fire ass song

Came across some info idk whether to be relived or what lmao

Wanted to microdose at work today but I think I took too much

Granted attempting said task would of been a challenge(in more ways than one at that lol) i was willing to take part in it regardless. Who knows the universe got a better option for me where im not stressed tf out lol

This s*** ain’t micro at all

I did it all for you

How my life will turn out next yr hell even tomorrow is a mystery