Doing that thing where I'm on 2 tha next one but I have to finish my plate.

Ok.

So the plan is to just keep the mazda I have for now. Then next year I'm trading it in for one of these bad boys

Tatar sauce tasting!

Weird.

Sucking on rosehips

You know what Im saying

Been off of twitter/insta/snap for about a month and it feels good to slowly not compare my life to others

At the same time I’m on this f***er longer that usual

wtf

I want a fat stack of pancakes. Haven’t eaten some in months

I got insomnia like a b**** some times

Farted at the bar last night. Chicks are into that s***. Didn’t realize... I said better out than in and some girl yelled “YASSS SHREK DADDY”

Sushi

My dog literally opened up the mail box and ate my new credit car.

I’m so hungry but I really do not want to get dressed and get food

These niggas aint about making no damn money wtf

I want to be a serial side nigga.

People like Kobe Bryant make me realize how p**** I’ve been living life.

Lamb looks cool.

I love being human. It comes with a lot of s*** but how would I realize otherwise?