i'm about to get shrekt

I'm out

"He sounds like an enchanted talking cigarrette"

Missin my fiancé atm

Yeah I can't do more than 3-4 days unless you're basically a cat who will be silent and leave me alone

incredible gimmick

Facebook ruined that s***

Lmao I’m so p****

I was on autopilot all day today.

i need some bmore niggas to explain this inside joke yall been havin

My dog so beautiful

Damn I hate it when they get boundaries out of nowhere.

I’m not buying your nudes, lady!!!

Stop looking for a girlfriend who makes you feel better and build a harem like a real man.

Too many niggas on here refuse to think for themselves
they just see something then spit out a meme in response instead of formulating a thought

i'm graduating college by doing a project under a professor, missed our first meeting over Zoom completely he's usually pretty chill but i've never missed an appointment like this with him before

rest of the day was chill af though

Damn this Nose ring hurts

Another day I’m thankful.

I keep having dreams about rollercoasters

and i cant run from you.