My biggest fear is the future

Bro dis old ass b**** came in smelling like absolute s***, ended up putting down the wrong address, and tried to blame me and the GPS for her stupid ass not knowing how to use the app, literally saying “it’s cause the GPS is wrong when I’m always right” and I said “oh is it now?”
Had to 1 star

my girls friend is coming to stay with us for a week

f*** my life

buying taro tea

haven't had it in a long time

99 degrees outside with severe thunderstorms

It’s disgusting

Yeah, I have a ridiculous appetite lmao

How difficult would it be to sneak into paris fashion week

Not just to be there but because I want to sneak into something. Its in september.

Ihave about 2 months to get cut and look like a model, to come up with a fake alias, maybe dye my hair and adopt an accent

Confidence is a huge factor tho i can be a good actor, i dont know if i can sustain it tho it would take years off my life no cap id be close to s***ting myself at all times

Hardest part would be just getting in i reckon. If i can do that its smooth sailing. Gotta play some hitman to see my options

i like to be held 💗 .

the pursuit/chase of reaching and obtaining something or someplace is the real beauty

I really made a YouTube video 12 years ago which amassed over 1.5 million views

The destination is simply motivation for the journey.

This girl really isn't worth all the effort I've put in. Honestly mad at myself for even trying so hard. On to the next one I suppose

Absolutely

My dog is licking the s*** out of my ankle. What the f*** going on

On God

It really be this way

Literally put in an app for a dog this morning and heavily considered naming him Dio for a minute is this a sign

Do it dweeb!

this thumbnail is crazy

In need of p****

I’ve had enough lol

i can’t wait to start surpassing these niggas 🤦🏽‍♂️