I’m not dating or courting no hood rat

Dude this guys wifi sucks

But everything was moving in slow motion

THAT S*** WAS F***ING CRAZY

I need someone to match my energy dawg holy f***

if youre on shrooms i highly advise to go outside and get off phone for prime experience

I'm up let's get this bread

i be feeling dizzy af at night

our world is just a playground for rich people

Nah always keep a picnic basket

My hair looks so f***ing good man. F***

O well

Do people really not know raw honey has pollen in it wtf

This is the second time I've heard a Views song in a random location, this time in a Office Depot lol.

wtf this explains a lot

Come on man

Gave intern an assignment

Gonna go take a s*** then head to Starbucks

Need to make my calendar available so people stop inviting me to all this s*** at the same time

My wallet & body can't handle this every week

Love when my gf drops her pants so I can make out with her a****** right when I get home from work

I’m not