Just been to the dentist and laughing with numb gums is funnier than whatever is making me laugh

tuning out, tapping in 💜

Dating in this era is complete trash. Nobody really dating for themselves anymore. They’re letting social media and outside sources dictate how they should move in a relationship. Got mfs wanting you to do husband duties to see if they f*** with you while they do the bare minimum because they don’t want to be seen as a “pick me” or a goofy. Got mfs talking about they’re single until you put a ring on their finger because they liked the idea of that because of a few twitter posts. Dating is exhausting nowadays.

S*** is truly exhausting nowadays, I took a huge break from it and lowkey Ive never felt better

Always can't help but feel like I'm in a small "competition" with my close friend all the time. We been homies since 2016 and this is the same dude I'm renting from, f*** man not good way to go about things. New neighbors fine af and Im keeping my mouth shut about it fearing hell go crazy and even spread the news to his close f***boi friend.

Gotta tread carefully

Mods always lockin my threads

@Josuke i made a thread about joining the military they locked that s*** up swiftly

Missing the first two hours of work to get a haircut and breakfast and immediately taking a lunch break when you come back

Fear. Always on my mind

They trippin. Idk why that would get locked

HOW

why is so much of my life this year genuinely broken down to should i nut or not

wtf is being 23, oh s*** i'm nearly 24, guess what's my age again ain't even relevant anymore

oh well f*** it, aging ain't even a bad thing, just a pointless flex, we all still gonna be here in 40 years, unless we get g checked or a freak disease

Working remotely, so as long as I get my tasks/projects done, I can get errands and other s*** done during the day.

loving the new emote

Automatic leave'em dead in the living room

Get it?

leave'em DEAD in the LIVING room

It's time

Tfw a new girl at work you were feeling quits after a month

a few months ago i guy i hang around back in high school passed away

he got locked out of his parents house after a night of drinking (in the freezing cold) and resorted to breaking a window to get in, but he cut his wrist on the glass and bled out in the driveway, died before the ambulance arrived

sketches me tf out how this death s*** just come outta nowhere in the freakiest ways man

Today was my first day working in a retirement community. Some of them old folk definitely still think it’s the 60’s

f*** man

THERE IS A STORM COMING.

lol