when your partner starts talking about what their ex did in the shower

I was young, she was a fan of my music and drove across the country to my show. I went with her to live with her. I saw it as an escape from my family and from grief. She was in a cult. She told me one time “if we have a baby I am NOT getting it vaccinated.” I was trapped at her place for about 8 months before I convinced her to move to my parents while we saved money so she could go become a flight attendant. Three days after being back with my family they scared her away. She immediately moved to texas and had a baby with some dude 9 months later. I dodged a nuclear missle.
But now I blow my snot out in the shower.
Honestly? That weird lump under my armpit that keeps growing. Feels like it’s plotting something.
theres this one nerve end under your right ring toe that be twitching when you do too much leg exercise eg running. its not painful but i literally cant think of anything else when i start feeling that s*** i just wanna f***ing die
also first time in a while my elbow hurts like crazy from poor form bicep curls
When u was in high school id get neck cramps that lasted all day and i couldnt even rly turn my head. Those were the worst
oh man talk about bringing back memories. i had that s*** around my high school too it f***ing suuuuuuuuucked. havent had that problem in many many years thank god
dehydration headaches
proctalgia fugax
norovirus
stubbing toe
exposed nerves; hangnail / gums
anxious attachment loneliness
jamming finger in basketball
I regularly get charlies horses. They suck but ive learned how to deal with them
Pain in general is a psyop. Unless its super chronic its never rly an issue
u prob know about this but charlie horses happen due to low water intake so drink that s*** up during the day just to make sure. i sometimes drink a glass of water prior to going to bed when i feel like it might happen
dehydration headaches
proctalgia fugax
norovirus
stubbing toe
exposed nerves; hangnail / gums
anxious attachment loneliness
jamming finger in basketball
dr herald ova here
I get really bad bloating every few months that can last for like 4 days where anything i eat either makes it slightly worse or extremely worse
I look pregnant for days
Honestly? That weird lump under my armpit that keeps growing. Feels like it’s plotting something.
Go to the doctor bro
also that random jaw cramp that you get every once in a while when you yawn<<<<
Good question
Probably anything hitting my shin
Headaches. Them s***s be f***ing up your whole day til they go away
The amount of answers as this makes me realize Im blessed to not have bad headaches
Like dont get me wrong I obviously dont like them but they arent a day ruiner for me usually
stomach aches make me want to give up on life
shoulder pain is bothersome in the sense that it limits your mobility and any move can cause a sharp pain, especially at the gym.
Stomach pain is the worst
The amount of answers as this makes me realize Im blessed to not have bad headaches
Like dont get me wrong I obviously dont like them but they arent a day ruiner for me usually
I've never had a headache in my entire life, I don't even get hangovers