Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***
Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs
The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth
Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever
Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette
If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine
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Thanks for your help
this is so cute
content like this needs to be going viral, faith in humanity restored
I really thought you'd have more than this but come on man, this is absolute nonsense, you think there aren't tons of millionaires lighting up cigs every day who want to make sure things stay that way? The tobacco lobby exists, and the people behind it are not working-class Americans trying to give the common man some respite from his stress
There is no organised effort to exaggerate the health risks of cigarettes and conceal their benefits to make sure that working class people suffer more, this is an absolutely insane take
Who’s your handler?
Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***
Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs
The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth
Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever
Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette
If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine

This is one of the funniest threads in a minute and I feel like it's cause I borderline cant tell if its real or not
Shut up dumbass. Get the liberal medias d*** out of your mouth for five seconds and educate yourself
Cigs help prevent ED, Alzheimer’s, dementia, and increases free testosterone for males. Also an effective ADHD treatment
Most of the studies about them supposedly being so bad for you are based on people who smoke like 2+ packs a day hotboxing in their homes. It’s extremely misleading.
Lmao the gimmick is fun your life must not be
Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***
Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs
The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth
Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever
Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette
If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine
hitting this pineapple coconut right now
@Bruises
vapes are way better than cigs hands down
I used to vape but I stopped
Lmao the gimmick is fun your life must not be
I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.
I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.
Powerful
I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.
Aura
I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.
smoking and running 15 miles a week dont add up
its cool in the movies so i did
You're a dumbass, hope you quit someday
You’re just mad you will never experience the joy of bumming a random big tiddy goth b**** a cigarette and enjoying a smoke with her in bed after railing her
cant lie everytime i go to the gas station for snacks i hear that pack of reds calling my name
smoking and running 15 miles a week dont add up
Almost like cigs aren’t that bad for you 🥴
What’s your mile time? Mine is 7 minutes and 15 seconds