Rivers is an astronaut and goes to space
He bangs and impregnates one girl
Falls in love with another girl
Goes back to the first girl and gets cucked
Dies?

The end

@Ithaka listened to ok human for the first time tripping balls walking around outside when literally everything was covered in snow

its amazing obv but i still havent wrapped my head around it yet

Where are you seeing these?

rivers is making his own riverpedia and ive finally started digging thru it

riverscuomo.com/wiki/Riverpedia

but im using these archives via weezerpedia to go faster thru it:
weezerpedia.com/wiki/Riverpedia

Blue Album Artwork
When I was 7, my family built a house. My parents said I could paint my room any color I wanted. I painted it my favorite color, a specific shade of blue. When I was thinking about a cover for the first Weezer album, I wanted it to be that same shade of blue. This mode of nostalgia for the lost innocence of childhood was the same source of my "look" in the Blue album era--the glasses frames, bowl cut, d***ies, blue t-shirt, and windbreaker from my childhood photos.
...when the Blue Album was being recorded, there was a lot of brainstorming going on as to what this record would look like. I kept coming up with what I can say in retrospect were some rather kooky ideas, and Rivers kept pushing for something simpler. Finally one day Rivers dug out a cassette (remember those?) he had bought around that time, a cheapo Best of Beach Boys collection called "Do It Again". "Do It Again" was never issued on vinyl or cd as far as i know, and is most likely to be found in those handy truck stop stores out in the boondocks. However, the cover was really cool in its own rather hokey way, featuring the Beach Boys smiling for the camera, standing in a line of sorts, with a soothing blue background. Rivers said we have to achieve this effect on our cover, and so the idea of lining the guys up in striped shirts in front of a blue background took form. The guys actually went out and found 4 matching striped button down shirts, and in fact in late 1993 played at least one show wearing them, much to the contempt of the LA scenesters of the era. Noted 60's fashion photographer Peter Gowland was contacted to do the shoot, as his mellow pastel colored shots of girls in bikinis and guys out golfing had the exact "anti-90's" feeling we needed. To Peters sprawling Lloyd Wright-esqe 50's house we went, which was complete with a near-clone of 'Alice' from Brady Bunch manning the kitchen. The guys started the shoot in the striped shirts, but everyone later concluded that the photos looked better with everyone wearing regular clothes. Next spring, when the cover started becoming known to the local LA scene, the band met with immediate flak for ripping off the Feelies' 1980 album cover for "Crazy Rhythms". This was baffling to the band, who had never even heard of the Feelies before that point! But sure enough, the resemblance was unmistakable. It just goes to show how difficult it is to do something new by doing something old.

it’s AOTY

dead roses

Rivers cuomo walked so Casey veggies could run
Love to see it

I’m all alone at night
Dreaming about my life

How can you meet someone if you're them? 💀

seems like something teenage me would do

John Stamos
I met John in 1995 while touring the Blue album. He was a big Beach Boys fan and we bonded over Pet Sounds. One of the nicest people I have ever met. We still meet up for coffee and a smoke every now and then.

Yoooo, I needa do this

Kumbuya makes me get violent

literally my fav one lol

numbers, playing my piano, and bird with a broken wing as well

too many dude

mirror image come on

La brea tar pits

Beethoven
The myth, the man, the master.
Billy Joel answered 'Beethoven sonatas' when asked which composer songwriters should study.
I play the sonatas every other day.
I'm still playing way under tempo.