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chilaquiles de mole ❤️️+ an egg

twin 🤝

this

this what happens when u go grocery store on x**** 🤦‍♂️

mood

LMAO where the f*** do you find these pics

Patty going stupid

Pizza today

gonna post pics later but wen t 2 the f*** thats delicious block party today !! ft baadmaash la

scrolled 2 fast thought this was part of proper's xan shopping trip and was shook

they had badmaash? did you like it?

theres this `~~new hip food trend thing in ny thats this scallion pancake burrito

its allegedly od hard to get and then give it to u in some f***ing s***ty ass bucket down a fire escape which sounds way 2 od

but the actual burrito looks bad
like

i wouldnt want to buy that even if it was being sold on my block w no line
the scallion pancake doesnt look flaky at ALL it looks super doughy and sad...barely any scallion either
but the white ppl r going nuts for it

and im trying to understand why
like if it was a burrito w some balut in it theyre chucking into the fire escape bucket the whites would be off u know

is scallion pancake just a safe white ppl food now?

it looks like this
like thinking of this as just a burrito it looks aaaaiight
thinking of this as a scallion pancake this looks rly mediocre
combine the two its still aiiiiiiight at best

like im pretty positive this is just storebought frozen scallion pancake lol

ya!!! they were only selling masala chai and tandoori wings

both were rly good
took 20-30 min to get the wings though even after u stand in an 1.3 hr line

like it was just unorganized and their grill was like super small

and the guy grilling had sunglasses on so lost a wing down the grates n was like my bad i cldnt see like bro take the sunnies off 😭

and they were asking ppl if they wanted flats or drums like yo u r putting out 5 wings every 5 minutes u dont have the time to be hand selecting ppls wing choices

id like to hit it in la though i think the baadmaash food was the best s*** today

what i need my scallion pancake to look like or i dont want it, fr
like u cant burrito this bc its too flaky 🤧

sorry had to vent this has been bugging me for months

come onnnn

like my point is the scallion pancake burrito's scallion pancake looks not even a quarter as good as this s***
figure out the pancake recipe first and just sell that dont worry about the burrito yet just get ur basics down 🤧

i liked the baadmaash chai tho had a lot of like fennel in it which was pretty distinct

chilaquiles pt 2

i havent been. my indian friends have said its alright so i never bothered. might be more inclined to go now

U might as well go if ur in la
Report back i wanna know how their actual menu is