Purrp

1h

Brother if anyone understands I do

Nort

3h

honey tsunami @Kdogone

Nort

3h

honey tsunami @Kdogone

Stankie

3h

I LIKE

WHAT RVI LIKES

Nort

45m

girl the way you’re movin, got me in a trance

Snorkeling Rules

3h

I don’t like this new thread. You’ve all changed.

wey

43m

Listening to the glow

Nort

37m

elephant album or drake and kanye

sab language 3

6h

that’s definitely not the best course of action

block her

e t

37m

@Echiham @Tuneout @Bruisesbruises

pretty fire start to a manga. I’m hooked. Will definitely keep reading. It hasn’t really gone anywhere much yet but I am enjoying the backstory so far. Can’t say a whole lot about the art because it’s just like most other mangas but the concept is dope. Good pick

e t

37m

@Echiham @Tuneout @Bruisesbruises

pretty fire start to a manga. I’m hooked. Will definitely keep reading. It hasn’t really gone anywhere much yet but I am enjoying the backstory so far. Can’t say a whole lot about the art because it’s just like most other mangas but the concept is dope. Good pick

Nort

6h

new penguin drop

e t

8h

WELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS

WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.

HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)

• Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
• Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
• Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
• Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
• Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
• Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.

WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).

GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers: = lmao, = side-eye, = I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.

HOW THE CULTURE WORKS

• Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
• The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
• Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
• Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.

DON'TS

• Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
• Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
• Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
• Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.

LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.

Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.

wey

6h

You like my username on Twitter?

KobeToTha

5h

I was going through sumn in 2023

CutiePieHole

6h

God didnt even do a server reset he just shadow dropping animals thats kinda awesome

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

5h

i like the apples tbh