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    Stankie

    Always at the scene of the crime

    Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?

  • CutiePieHole

    Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?

    Don’t even have to do that

    Let’s talk about his present

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    When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone

    We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie

    She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk

    She was gone for like 2 hours iirc

    When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet

    After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out

    She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room

    Mission accomplished 😎👍

  • Tangout 🎨
    Water Giver

    When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone

    We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie

    She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk

    She was gone for like 2 hours iirc

    When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet

    After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out

    She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room

    Mission accomplished 😎👍

    oh i know this gonna be good

  • Orangutan

    put pressure on her poop sack

    Still disgusts me

  • CutiePieHole

    Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?

  • rvi 🐝
    Orangutan

    Oh come on

    CPH WTF

  • Tangout 🎨
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    Water Giver

    When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone

    We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie

    She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk

    She was gone for like 2 hours iirc

    When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet

    After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out

    She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room

    Mission accomplished 😎👍

    you couldve had an eiffel tower instead you got into a fight with a shower rod and threw up all over her house

  • Orangutan

    Oh come on

    @Camille

  • fuego 🔥
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    bro wtf is the thread since 100k?

    last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.

  • fuego

    bro wtf is the thread since 100k?

    last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.

    Yeah

  • e t 🎃
    Bunny in a pumpkin

    Yeah

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    viewtiful VZ

  • e t 🎃
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    It was like this before 100k

  • fuego

    bro wtf is the thread since 100k?

    last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.

    and dont forget tang is snorting percs and i went on a 5 day shamanic mushrooms and dxm bender.

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    Tangout

    you couldve had an eiffel tower instead you got into a fight with a shower rod and threw up all over her house

    She thot she was gonna be my lady of the night

    She became my nurse

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    fuego

    bro wtf is the thread since 100k?

    last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.

    Tune out said he and some girl synchronised a fart into each other's butthole in the last thread

  • Tangout 🎨
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    Classique

    viewtiful VZ

    i have the demo disc for this game on my gamecube and always wanted to play the full thing and never did.

    someday im buying it and playing it on my old gamecube

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    Water Giver

    She thot she was gonna be my lady of the night

    She became my nurse

    You brought your boy to block lol

  • e t

    It was like this before 100k

    There was a time when it was not

    Then the p*** addicts showed up

  • rvi 🐝
    Classique

    viewtiful VZ

    this was fire!!

  • e t 🎃
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    Bunny in a pumpkin

    There was a time when it was not

    Then the p*** addicts showed up

    It’s not even p*** talk anymore, it’s all disgusting stuff

  • Tangout 🎨
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    John Mauve

    Tune out said he and some girl synchronised a fart into each other's butthole in the last thread

    oh yeah but thats common knowledge ive said that story a few times.

    and i farted into her butt and then she refarted out my fart.

    she never farted into my butt that would be ridiculous

  • EchiCat 🐱
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    rvi

    @Echiham u like?

  • e t

    It’s not even p*** talk anymore, it’s all disgusting stuff

    I mean yeah that's what it ends up turning into just general debauchery