Tbh it spooked tf out of me at first very overwhelming “floating in a void” feeling hitting you all at once. My brain was like “oh f*** this is wrong I’m not supposed to feel like this wake up”

But once I got my bearings it was EXTREMELY peaceful, you just gotta let go of that voice in your head saying that something is very not right, and as soon as you do, the anxiety just dissolves and you float in and out of conscious perception

I was tired too, so one of the nods transitioned into normal sleep and I slept like a baby

I wouldn’t ever randomly whip my d*** out and have s***with some girl that six other dudes just had s***with in front of me. Anyone in that situation, regardless of the obvious consent issue, is a lost individual

Lowkey I been too for the past week

Oh vibes fye on this

“Hey Keem, remember the first time you f***ed me in the ass?”

what if she was hot and the dudes were hot?

No

Shut the f*** up and have a pint

dont belive you

youd be licking the creampies out inbetween each round.

as long as your wife is watching

No

The thought of that made me gag IRL

Wait this is like point for point if you count my employer (and as a result, my employment) being in serious jeopardy rn

gagging on it

LSI scam made orangutan turn to hard d****. Sad to see

Mom,

can I take some of your Ativan please?

this song nuts

Not a scam

The money is sleeping

I get that this has become the default way for turbonnomies to participate in football but the fact that sports news so frequently covers “fppg” (fantasy points per game) is incredibly dumb

Got his ass

been spit roasting ET for months

He gotta cope with the thread berating him

Many such cases. SAD!

but its not his fault its just really easy to do the et jokes and what to say really come to me easier than even the humble nort joke, or kodak joke. even shartist jokes.

et makes me flow the easiest

I love talking about topics that have already been discussed to death with my friends