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OrangutanSome great posts on my part this morning. Go me.
tang the terrorizer ill never forget that morning u linked us that song
KIRhe's an audio pedophile?
i mean audiophile?
chill on me wtf
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e tWELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS
WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)
- Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
- Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
- Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
- Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
- Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
- Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.
WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers:
= lmao, 
= side-eye, 
= I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.HOW THE CULTURE WORKS
- Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
- The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
- Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
- Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.
DON'TS
- Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
- Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
- Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
- Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.
LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.
Didn't even get a mention. F*** this
OP
saceVZ lore holy s*** bro
The legacy grows daily
- Kodak Spice
tang the terrorizer ill never forget that morning u linked us that song
oh when I linked the dogshit remix of that one song instead of the right version
- ·2 repliesJohn Mauve
Didn't even get a mention. F*** this
tbf ur still kinda new as a vzer, no?
amber 😹·3 repliesme and Boosie smoking fruity it look like a photoshoot
- ·1 replyamber
me and Boosie smoking fruity it look like a photoshoot
I got more bodies than boosie
- ·1 replyJohn Mauve
Didn't even get a mention. F*** this
Saw somebody mention an "OST" this morning. I immediately thought of "Old Saggy T***", which then made me think of you. Have a jerk on me, you ornery old fart!
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
tbf ur still kinda new as a vzer, no?
They have mr. tang
It's all bullshit
Bruises was right
- ·1 replyamber
me and Boosie smoking fruity it look like a photoshoot
U ever seen the interview where boosie learns about intersex people
- John Mauve
They have mr. tang
It's all bullshit
Bruises was right
🤣🤣🤣she'll be back
·1 replyKodak Spicetbf ur still kinda new as a vzer, no?
he predates stankie and orangutan
John Mauve is certified
- THEREALHNDRXXFREE
he predates stankie and orangutan
John Mauve is certified
for sure
·2 repliesRemember a sequel is always worse than the original and with that epic own Im saying good night
- Abyss
Remember a sequel is always worse than the original and with that epic own Im saying good night
make it better then
- ·1 replyamber
me and Boosie smoking fruity it look like a photoshoot
- amber 😹·1 replyOrangutan
U ever seen the interview where boosie learns about intersex people
No lmfao
- THEREALHNDRXXFREE
its distracting
- amber 😹Kodak Spice
I got more bodies than boosie
Boosie wouldn't like me but I love him
Nort 💫·2 repliesAbyssRemember a sequel is always worse than the original and with that epic own Im saying good night
Shrek 2 DUMBASS
- sace 👍·1 reply
this is kind of hard
Krillion #76 🦐
465🦑🦑🏮🏮🦑🐟🏮
- amber 😹
- sace
this is kind of hard
Krillion #76 🦐
465🦑🦑🏮🏮🦑🐟🏮
ok ima smack u around watch
- ·1 replyamber
No lmfao
no obligation to watch rn. you'll get the itch when it's time.
