Orangutan

1h

But you never change your name to something completely different

It's always something spice

Kodak Spice

2h

rangy has tens of thousands of dollars in tubes and knobs and listens to s***ty underground rap with 0 streams at 1kbps

KIR

2h

what humiliation ritual do i need to do to become a vzer

Kodak Spice

2h

rangy has tens of thousands of dollars in tubes and knobs and listens to s***ty underground rap with 0 streams at 1kbps

KIR

1h

he's an audio pedophile?

i mean audiophile?

Kodak Spice

2h

pp got robbed at the vmas

Orangutan

2h

KIR been on rangy music timing he's stamped

Orangutan

1h

Pipe down

I have hundreds of dollars in tubes and the s***ty underground rap I hold so dear is earbuds music

KIR

2h

what dat mean

e t

1h

WELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS

WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.

HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)

• Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
• Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
• Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
• Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
• Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
• Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.

WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).

GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers: = lmao, = side-eye, = I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.

HOW THE CULTURE WORKS

• Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
• The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
• Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
• Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.

DON'TS

• Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
• Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
• Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
• Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.

LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.

Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

1h

Is he a tnghter

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

1h

Is he a tnghter

Kodak Spice

1h

loyal to the brand

relapsed bisexual

1h

change title before i kill someone

e t

1h

WELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS

WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.

HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)

• Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
• Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
• Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
• Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
• Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
• Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.

WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).

GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers: = lmao, = side-eye, = I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.

HOW THE CULTURE WORKS

• Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
• The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
• Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
• Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.

DON'TS

• Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
• Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
• Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
• Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.

LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.

Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.

Orangutan

1h

OP passed away in an extreme steam engine accident this morning

Please show some respect at this time

Kodak Spice

2h

stephen spielberg?

amber

1h

michael bay 💥

KIR

1h

def not

KIR

1h

def not

e t

1h

WELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS

WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.

HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)

• Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
• Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
• Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
• Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
• Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
• Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.

WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).

GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers: = lmao, = side-eye, = I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.

HOW THE CULTURE WORKS

• Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
• The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
• Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
• Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.

DON'TS

• Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
• Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
• Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
• Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.

LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.

Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.