Orangutan

2h

Dude

When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses

And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account

It was just pictures of dead horses

And he tagged her in every one

Even the profile picture was a dead horse

I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath

But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life

Tangout

2h

how much do u think @KodakSpice enjoyed getting peed on?

Orangutan

2h

Dude

When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses

And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account

It was just pictures of dead horses

And he tagged her in every one

Even the profile picture was a dead horse

I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath

But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life

rvi

2h

enough to enjoy trying it but not enough to make it a repeat thing

5/10

Orangutan

2h

Dude

When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses

And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account

It was just pictures of dead horses

And he tagged her in every one

Even the profile picture was a dead horse

I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath

But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life

Tangout

2h

what do u think he ranks eating his own nut off his hand?

rvi

2h

enough to enjoy trying it but not enough to make it a repeat thing

5/10

Tangout

2h

what do u think he ranks eating his own nut off his hand?

rvi

2h

i forgot he did that was that a one time thing

Tangout

2h

he claims its a one time thing, which isnt gay unless you were so f***ed up you dont remeber doing it. those are freebies.

direct quote

Tangout

2h

he claims its a one time thing, which isnt gay unless you were so f***ed up you dont remeber doing it. those are freebies.

direct quote

rvi

2h

thats fair

ive never done it

fam thread lore is we used to have a poster years ago who revealed that he ate his c***every time he masturbated. (straight man) and he didnt seem to think it was very weird or uncommon

fuego

2h

being sober for bed time has been a refreshing experience

Tangout

2h

that is hilarious

i ate it like a dozen times. when i was a lazy teenager sometimes i would just gobble it up.

but after a few times it dawned on me how strange it was and it was also fairly unpleasant so I stopped and never did it again

rvi

2h

a dozen is wild

Orangutan

2h

Dude

When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses

And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account

It was just pictures of dead horses

And he tagged her in every one

Even the profile picture was a dead horse

I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath

But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life

fuego

2h

one time in grade 7 i dated this girl and she broke up with me and it made me upset so i convinced her to date me again then broke up with her in front of everyone at the bus line.

she msgd me on facebook that night saying she was gunna kill me with a knife then herself.

oopsies.

Orangutan

2h

First few weeks are rough but after that the sleep is sooooooo good

Like to the point where I’ll just stay sober for extended periods because I don’t wanna give it up

And I get craaaaaaaaaazy mf dreams. I know people say the REM-rebound dreams are weird and realistic

But I deadass have dreams that are basically a crystal clear, continuous day or two in some bizarro situation

My regular dreams are just brief scenes for the most part. Abstract, ducked continuity, only loosely strung together by an overarching scenario

But those rebound dreams are like living every second of a 12 hour directors cut Christopher Nolan movie

rvi

2h

a dozen is wild

Stankie

2h

????????

rvi

2h

yeah i live an entire movie in my dreams every once in a while its insane

Tangout

8h

theyve abandoned us so long, i forgot their real @