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Real honestly

There’s a street in socal called bellini ave and if i end up moving there at my housewarming im gonna have whatever the building number many of bellinis prepared

hitler, eeinstein, epstein, stankie

all deranged sociopaths and what do they have un common? Bad P**** Disorder.

good to know…

If im out drinking though my go-to will forever be

LA Water

Someone on ktt told me to get it once and it hit

Used to get vodka with soda or red bull

This is lore i don’t even know i cant lie

vodka soda is a proper alcoholic demon mode drink

Lets not make fun of egg shaped p****es please

What ab clayco water

i meant does* sound interesting

The stankie chode.

it might be egg shaped but i can still get you scrambled

The nice guy in LA used to serve a “Drake Spritz” which was an off menu item Drake would order there

the f*** am i talking about man

I've been cursed with making typos that change negatives to positives or vice versa

when its drinking at home for some event or watching some s*** with the boys, Its Moscow Mule or Mojito or Some kind of Gin mixing, some martini. but I NEED to be the one making it

trust I make em good and strong with a lil show to put on

weed turned u into eminem

im infinite
u heard of hell well i was sent from it