Water Giver

4h

I couldn't tell

Like a Camillimane

4h

Closing your eyes isn’t going to make @wey go away. Everything is @wey. Using him for fun purposes/memes isn’t going to change anything

Weenout

4h

we are trying tp push the english language forward

Purrp

4h

Get wrecked @Bruisesbruises

e t

4h

Ranked by overall gooner talk thread derailment: how often they bring it up, how much of it they start themselves, and how often other people follow them into it. Both eras.

1. Kodak Spice: in a league of his own. 1,854 gooner posts, more than the next two combined, and 1,697 of them were him bringing it up unprompted. It also catches on: in the past year alone, other people followed him into it 137 times, the most of anyone. Proportionally he's right at the top too, about 19 of every 1,000 posts. Between the 269 questions to rvi and the TOS copypastas, this is still his biggest genre.

2. Camille: the respected derailer. 945 posts, and 105 follow-ups this year, second only to Kodak. His rate is lower (about 12 per 1,000), but when he goes there the thread goes with him, because everyone already answers his posts.

3. Tuneout. 635 posts and a high rate (about 14 per 1,000), with 72 follow-ups this year. You already know the material.

4. CutiePieHole. About 16.5 per 1,000, among the highest rates of anyone, 462 posts in total. The cozy Pokémon guy has a second side.

5. bmass. 481 posts at about 12 per 1,000, and 47 follow-ups. Steady, not spectacular.

Honorable mentions:

• BM_ has the highest rate in the thread: about 19 per 1,000, a hair above Kodak. He just posts too little in total to make the list.
• John Mauve is the surprise: about 16.6 per 1,000, third-highest by rate. The thread's kindest poster is also one of its filthiest, per post.
• ET: 379 posts, 57 follow-ups. Mid-table.

Caveat: this is word-matching. Words like "thick," "smash," or "booty" sometimes show up in innocent posts, Smash Bros included, so the counts carry some noise. The ranking itself, especially Kodak's lead, holds up.

e t

4h

I don’t have vz2 in it , I normally update it every 20-30k pages

Bunny in a pumpkin

4h

I remember the reason I started being rude to them was kinda silly anyway

I remember being friendly with them for multiple years, and then talking to them about like punk and metal music once they started posting in here because I knew they liked that stuff.

And I felt as though they slightly egod me a couple times. Which obviously wasn't a reason to bash them for months, but at the time it felt rude because I was trying to show interest and I was like excited about them being in here more

rvi

4h

Btw ai said purrp the dirtiest

rvi

4h

Knew i wsnt the one always bringing it up

Water Giver

4h

U judgin the judging people for judging

#noticing

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

4h

im going to die and infect everyone itt hopefully

year of the rat

4h

oh nah the posts getting scraped here? ciao f***ers

rvi

4h

Wow

John Mauve

4h

It really called me the threads kindest poster

You need a new model

Water Giver

4h

I fear my paper trail isn't long enough so I gotta fluff the numbers 🔢

Stankie

4h

Fear not RVI. This is simply a marketing tactic

John Mauve

4h

It really called me the threads kindest poster

You need a new model

year of the rat

4h

oh nah the posts getting scraped here? ciao f***ers

Kodak Spice

4h

just makes u a bigger target to rob

rvi

4h

Btw ai said purrp the dirtiest

Bunny in a pumpkin

4h

You're soulless and empty and I am blocking you