BIG early

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did madonna f*** oj?

BIG early

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wow ur a girl...and u can read?

CutiePieHole

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No that was kris jenner

e t

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Likes were done earlier

He's the thread's normal guy, and he knows it. He's Canadian, from the Toronto area and an Oilers fan ("i love canada man. go oilers!"). He has a corporate tech job with business trips to San Francisco, a long-term girlfriend, dogs, and a car his girlfriend borrows and leaves him hers with no AC. His humor is mostly about how ordinary his life is: "i exercise a lot. i walk to my car to get iced coffee. i walk up my stairs to my office. i walk down the street with my dogs. tough day for me most days." Also: "I think my girlfriend is my biggest yearly expense but she refuses to believe it."

He's kind in a quiet way that shows up in the numbers. Back in the kindness rankings, he had one of the highest rates of encouragement in the thread, and it holds up this year. When women at a gay bar hit on him, he turns them down and buys them a drink: "nah I'm flattered but I am here with my girlfriend. Let me grab yall a shot." He's also the one who told the thread "Don't yell at your kids man," from growing up around it himself.

He's close with his mom through music. One of his best posts: he played Future for his mom, she tried to sing along, and "she raised me on like 50 cent so i told her she should check out pop smoke." That's the same fan who mentions Gunna 17 times more than the thread average and puts Drake and Future above everyone.

He's honest about the small stuff. He once asked the thread, sincerely: "I love my relationship but sometimes I get this urge like I miss the attention and meeting new people etc from being single. Thoughts?" He also admits his girlfriend's mom "thinks I'm a saint except for the one time I got mad drunk at a wedding." He's not performing a cool guy. He's the one who says what everyone thinks.

He brings a tech insider's view to the thread. His argument with ET about AI replacing developers ("companies don't hire junior devs anymore") comes from someone who writes code for a living. He once offered to help develop the site itself, adding "might retract this statement later im not sober."

His hobbies are cars, fragrance, and weed. He's done amateur track racing, and he's half of the thread's fragrance duo with FBG LIIIIT, who keeps sending him cologne links. He's mostly moved from drinking to weed ("easier, cheaper and you don't get hungover"), and one of his most-liked posts of the year is "Bought a blunt today. Forgot how good blunts are."

His circle: Bruises, Camille, Kodak, HNDRXX, FBG LIIIIT, and ET. His most-liked post is his own top-5 posters list: bmass, HNDRXX, Kodak, Camille, and Bruises. ET once declared him dead in the thread ("first person to OD on weed"). He was fine.

In short: fuego is the steady, likable adult of the thread: a Canadian office guy with a girlfriend, dogs, a Gunna habit, and a soft spot for his mom. He's easy to like and hard to argue with.

CutiePieHole

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173. i meeeeeean idk it depends lol like a dude is a dude... dont wait ur mustache and beard in my ass.... but u said if they really girly.... y not just be a girl then?
174. thats a dude?
175. squirt?

BIG early

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did madonna f*** oj?

xXFazeFuego720Xx

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i am smoking a joint rn tho but on the flip side i have a brownie from the grocery store soooooo……

BIG early

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yk y mickey left minnie?

this one is the realest question

BIG early

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did madonna f*** oj?

BIG early

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005 by Ken Carson - Played on Soni
@Orangutan

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@Extraterrestrial what do they know about BIG early

Kodak Spice

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i like when rappers talk about putting their opps on fox 5

CutiePieHole

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Kodak in a room with purrp and nort

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early (currently "BIG early," also known over the years as mrunusual2, earlyman, "im almost there," and BIG live laugh luv, plus a backup account called "not here") has about 84,500 posts. He arrived around page 23,200 in September 2023. His busiest stretch was early 2024, and he's still a daily regular.

He's the thread's builder. Most regulars talk about music. early makes it and ships it:

• "Out of Reach." His EP is linked in the thread's opening post, and he held listening sessions for it in late 2024, after at least one public "postponing the release of my ep."
• MIXTAPE. He released it on December 17, 2025 as "A VZ PLANNER THREAD EXCLUSIVE," with the title picked by Bruises. It got 9 likes, and he's already asking for "that sizzy beat for MIXTAPE 2."
• Beyond music. He built a music player called Soni, a whole website called "2007 HORIZON" that he presented to the thread (11 likes, tied for his most-liked post), and this summer he was working on his own programming language: "i made it possible with my new language but i constantly fall back into misclassifications."

He's the one who actually finished. In October 2025 he told Wesley that "if wes doesnt drop his album by december, ill drop my songs that were supposed to be on my 2027 album on a mixtape." Then he did it, four months before Wesley's premiere.

He's the Future crew's other half. HNDRXX is his closest partner by far, the person he replies to most and the person who replies to him most. When a Future track comes up, COWBOY ARTIST and bmass tag them together for a listening session. His taste runs from Future and Gunna to Tyler, Metro Boomin, Daft Punk, MF DOOM, and Madlib and Dilla, and he once proposed a VZ run through five years of SoundCloud, one year per round.

He has a chaotic streak he's fully aware of. He's the author of the thread's "Bruises is KTT Illuminati" theory, which he openly admits he made up. He once said he wished Vibe would come back on an alt "just in time for the Tyler VZ." He also posts plenty of lyrics and memes as though they're autobiography, so his stated age and some of his "life story" posts are bits, not facts. Camille's read: "early just pisses people off itt like nort / the energy he exudes is very separating."

What's real is low-key and warm. He's a New Yorker with a job. His posts about his brother are consistently proud ("just wanna see my brother WIN"), and he wrote about "a two hour chat with my mom going down memory lane." In late 2024 he reported that his work crush "is actually a fan of tyler / i'm back in love."

The numbers: he writes short posts (30 characters at the median), but they land. At 0.93 likes per post, he's fourth among everyone with 5,000+ posts, behind only Kdogone, Camille, and Stankie.

In short: early is the thread's quiet producer. He's part troll and part craftsman, and he turned a forum hangout into an audience for things he actually made.

CutiePieHole

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Kodak in a room with purrp and nort