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We need that guy who had 20 kendrick lamar accounts on ktt1 to come and quote this

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He's the thread's Tinashe defender. Tinashe is his most-used word, ahead of "album" and "music." His positions: "Tinashe is so beautiful and needs to be protected from demons." "Its actually f***ed that drake hasnt promoted Tinashe." "Can we get tinashe over outkast on ktt2 top trending artist?" He also resents Ariana's TikTok dominance ("Where are all the Tinashe tiktoks"), and Camille counts him among the thread's "madge men," its Madonna loyalists.

His one declared obsession is Pokémon. He admits he's hopeless about it, and his posts back him up: Giratina episodes that scared him as a kid, the Nintendo x IKEA Animal Crossing collab ("pretty cool actually"), and complaints about $80 Mario Kart. He's also back on anime and playing new PS5 releases.

He's a deadpan absurdist, and his typos are part of it. John Mauve once asked whether the typos are a bit. His best self-description: "I be typing / But my face be like 😐." He'll announce he's been inactive because he hit someone with his car, having mentioned several times that he sold it years ago. Or: "I feel like i was jim morrison in my past life and i dont want to talk about it because i dont want people to think im joking." His stated age moves between 26, 42, and 43 depending on the day.

Underneath, he's content. He's moved to New York and lives the small-apartment life: no car ("i live in a city where driving makes no sense"), air-fried salmon, a mop he's afraid to use because there's no drain, and a possible roach during movie night. He's proud of his premature grays ("My patches of grey are proof i work hard"). His single best line is basically a thesis: "Sometimes u think to urself like wow im 26 typing on a dead kanye forum... eating popcorn and air fried salmon. Then ur like actually, i can kinda vibe with this?😊"

Kodak is still his person, but he's widened out. In the old data, 41% of everything he @​-mentioned was Kodak. This year it's 24%. Kodak is still his top partner both ways, but frenchpress, Camille, HNDRXX, and JACKIE ARTIST are now close behind. He also ran the thread's Stankie saga. He publicly defended Stankie when he got banned ("why are we banning users for stupid jokes when the site already dying"). Then came a falling-out and a public olive branch ("@Stankie can we make things right? Its not sitting with my spirit well that you are an opp"), followed by a reconciliation and, apparently, the Ye show in Phoenix. He still logs Stankie's "digital assaults" on him for the record.

He likes to rally the room. His most-replied post this year is "Anyone want to push some pages?" with 101 replies. Another: "do you guys f*** w me?" He also weighed in on the election: "kdoggy is the best op bet for stability. But chaos, its obviously kodak spice."

In short: CutiePieHole is a cheerful, typo-proud New Yorker who takes Tinashe, Pokémon, and his friendships seriously, and very little else.

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We need that guy who had 20 kendrick lamar accounts on ktt1 to come and quote this

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He saw the drift coming. In November he wrote: "I just think the overall taste of this thread and what truly interests it are moving away from what interests me or my taste IRL. And that's ok." It was said without drama, and he meant it.

The winter got loud. There was a November fight over a racial reference, then a January blowup with JACKIE ARTIST that people still call "the Artist Wesley fiasco." On February 17 he posted, in a row: "Hate this goddamn thread." "Why do I even waste my time here." "I'm self muting." Then he went quiet. The thread felt it. ET's read: "Bruises left because Wesley and Art left. It's hard to lose two arch nemesis in one week and keep going." fuego: "bring back artie bruises and wesley and herbthot."

Then the album came out. On April 9 he returned with: "I'm back…for the sake of my album." That night he hosted a live listening session: "ALBUM PRODUCED ENTIRELY BY WESLEY / S/O NORT and CAMILLE FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS / 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING / FIFTEEN TRACKS." The thread showed up. HNDRXX tagged everyone, Nort got out "the Good Headphones," and Camille reported the album "INGESTING." ET shared the description Wesley sent him: "A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking." Afterward: "I knew I had to come back one more time to planner thread and deliver what I'd promised for years. Thank you for everything. ✌️" That became his most-liked post of the year.

To be accurate about it: it was a live premiere, not a public release. By May Camille was posting "there is no wesley album." HNDRXX asked, fairly, how you build a fanbase without putting music out. In June Wesley said the album cover had just come back. So it's finished and premiered, but it isn't on streaming services yet.

Life offline is going well. In January: "Im going on a date this Saturday with the first girl I've felt a real spark with since my longterm ex. I'm genuinely happy rn." In February: "Things are lining up. I've lost 10-11 pounds since new years... Album fully recorded." By summer he had a girlfriend ("imma go over and see my girlfriend"), and this week he mentioned taking her to see Primetime.

He's still Wesley about music. On Drake: "He's washed." He counts "over half this thread" as Drake stans, which to him proves the point.

He's still around, just lightly. "I still come on here once or twice a day and see what's going on." His circle this year was bmass, Bruises, HNDRXX, Camille, and Sizzy. His latest post reads like a thesis: "I used to hate on s*** / Now if I really hate it, I just will it out of existence / You'll never hear a peep outta me anymore about something I hate."

In short: the thread's most dramatic retiree finally kept a promise from 2023, found someone, and learned to log off. He still checks in.

CutiePieHole

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This is amazing. Not sure i remember admitting to hitting someone with my car but thats ok

BIG early

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@YungPapi erasure...

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what’s the thing say about me nowadays

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He's the reluctant mod. His whole approach is doing as little modding as possible while making fun of the fact that he's a mod at all. When people complained about moderation: "sorry, i didn't realize you guys wanted me to mute/ban in here / who should i start with?" When someone asked him to make them a mod: "how does it make sense that i could make you mod when i'm just a mod." On unbans: "there's one account i find hilarious that everyone else hates so i'd probably unban them if they dm me / the rest idc." When he does act, it's for comedy: "banning anyone who posts pokimane gifs itt / move onto superior neekolul gifs." The thread gives him credit anyway. Sizzy, who's also a mod, bragged about squashing more beefs in six months "than any mod in history besides MAYBE Sab."

He's the countdown guy. His most-replied post of the year is two words: "600 left," on September 24, when the thread was 600 pages from locking at 100,000. It drew 1,005 replies, and 951 of them were Bruises pushing pages. He also started the July "gif avis" riot. When Camille asked when they'd get animated avatars, he said "we already have them i just asked S to hide it from you," and Bruises replied "Gif avis now" 479 times. Bruises answers him more than anyone else does, over 1,500 times, and nearly all of it is this.

He took his name from a Young Thug album. "UY SAB" comes from Young Thug's UY Scuti, and he's still calling it album of the year. Camille's favorite thing about him is his habit of dropping one-like replies under Young Thug tweets. HNDRXX once posted proof that Young Thug himself knows who SAB is.

His life offline is settled. He's an accountant in the DC area, and he backs that up in arguments: "i'm an accountant. my math is right." He has a girlfriend who got him a signed Rosalía photo for his birthday, and they have a cat. He also quit on purpose: "then i went sober on purpose when i met my gf." He's currently between jobs and dealing with it practically. He's filing for unemployment, running the numbers out loud with UncMC, and complaining that every well-paid job at DC job fairs is a defense contractor. Recent plans: "going to gym. any suggestions? legs?"

His roasts are precise. His most-liked posts are "you the typa guy to..." jokes and dry one-liners. "Trump is now doing the 'iran will have nuclear weapons in 3 weeks' thing."

He handled the end of the thread. He explained how the thread-title job passed from the OP to BM to him, "which then transferred to slingshot when i did a s***e job," and he was the one who told everyone "thread locking at 100k anyways." Kdogone has since posted that he'll have the new thread ready by page 100,000. So it looks like the campaign worked.

In short: SAB is the thread's lowest-effort, highest-return mod: a sober accountant who loves Young Thug, bans people mostly for gif choices, and ran the countdown to 100k.

Kodak Spice

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sizzy, who's also a mod

CutiePieHole

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@Camille come on man this is just absurd

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thats cause sizz said that like 20 times haha

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f***ed up post fr

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EchiCat

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avi to post

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Kodak Spice

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is this u?