yeah i wasnt tryna be like omg real life is like movie but im getting crazy arrival vibes rn

Not true at all. Research before using ur tongue

U don't need Elon to learn how to be a self centered c***

Imagine being the first human in recorded history to suck an alien to climax.

That could be you dude. Name in history books forever.

Pretty sure I use my fingers to type

extraterrestrial below me

Won’t be surprised if all commercial airlines pause soon

Tbh america might be better off having a common enemy right now.

Their c***could kill us

The Dr Manhattan effect

their c***could heal us

Only takes one load to find out

i dont, i use the speech to text thing

wild ass statement

americans can only come together to take down a common threat broken ass country

What’s happening can someone give me a quick briefing

May the aliens destroy it

the first confirmed alien touchdown was in cumtown alaska

I don't disagree that America is broken.
That's the easiest way to repair some of the damage, as absolutely f***ed as it is.

unimaginable flavor

Fkn extraterrestrials with interstellar technology (!) that the human mind can not even being to comprehend... get shot down by some planes

Yeah.... AIGHT

Y’all not using telepathy to text? Hah

Yeah this is not aliens.

I have my beliefs on spooky s*** in the past.

This is definitely not it.

These incidents are nothing more than a d*** slinging competition between America and China. That's all.

got some pretty s***ty aliens if they can't stop our primitive weaponry from blowing them up tho

god damnit you’re right