Goddamn i could fit my d*** in his nose role
Ok I’m gonna log back in later
serious question, do vlad be paying these dudes or what lmao
they do it for free bro
Yeah, it was a late June evening, whatever. My boy Alan and I were cruising along, windows all the way down, Jaheim on the stereo, summer wind in our hair.
Suddenly, it started to hail.
'Shit bruh, park the whip next to the beach over there, we can't be driving in this.'
So Alan parks up and we crank the volly on the Jah for a spell. No words.
'Hey Alan,' I say, 'You ever hear those urban legends about two dudes alone in a car at night?'
'Word...' he mumbles, fumbling with his belt for an unrelated reason.
'It'd be pretty funny if they found the dudes munching scrote in the story, hey?'
'Wooooord...'
So as a prank I ripped off his Billy Bob Thornton boxers and gave him top, full service. We were laughing the whole time, God it was hilarious.

The industry done hit Mitch with that mid extreme smfh
wtf is mid extreme bro?
I've been wondering for months now
Goddamn i could fit my d*** in his nose role
only a c***would say some s*** like that
This s*** is funny everytime who wrote that dudes dialogue