getting rdy

fairs

just got back home from the club. pretty chill night. i didnt get any cheeks but I danced with 2 girls and kissed 1. the club was a bit far from my house so I couldnt really invite anyone over + i realized tryna pick up girls in the club is a high elo setting cause you can't really conversate cause loud music and girls are always with their groups

gen z girls love to cockblock really hard for some reason lol

i shoulda just went to the bar around my house with a bunch of cougars n tryna smash a 30+ girl. you live n you learn

actual brag thread

Do you go to the club alone? Sometimes I want to go out in the middle of the week but my boys always use the “I have to get up early for work” excuse lmao p**** s***

yeah I been going out alone for like the last 2 years tbh. I kinda drifted apart from my homies and I honestly hate to go out with other guys unless I f*** with them heavily. sometimes it takes a little more courage to approach groups and stuff while you're solo but I value being able to go and leave with whoever when I want to

you should try it sometime, you'd be surprised the shenanigans you can find yourself in if you just kinda let the night go with the flow

going out in the middle of the week is fire because lowkey thats when the real party animals and freaks be out

personally I prefer to go to places where the music isn't super loud and you can still have conversations. clubs are fun when you're in the mood to dance and s*** though

Some Gen Z girls are kind of disrespectful when they try to reject you, like they get some weird joy out of embarassing men. Dead ass had to call this girl a chopped dumb w**** in front of all her friends, the look on their faces was hilarious

I used to think Gen Z girls were cooler than millennial girls but I think I was lowkey wrong

I need to get on that brudda. I might as well because my friends are useless wingmen lol. They can’t even distract the hating ass fat hoes

Bruh I feel that, that’s exactly why I hate to go out with dudes like that. It’s like carrying the squad and sometimes you get better results / can just test things out socially over when you’re by yourself

I was kinda psyched out tonight for some reason and not operating at my highest level. now that im home i'm thinking I should have been a lot more aggressive in certain moments

oh well, next time

he‘s definitely planting seeds

aids speedrun thread

please go find God OP

“Wife”?

Sir, these gals are W****S!

Bro don’t post pics PLEASE jfc.

Imagine getting ass or trying to and your first thought is coming to f***ing KTT

nah let him do his thing

Wtf u trying to ruin a classic thread for ?

U got 4 days before the challenge fails

I be doing verbal jiu-jitsu on entitled girls who expect me to do the absolute most on the first date. let's see how it goes

I'd ask her to clarify

Like sis, you gotta prove you're special before I give you princess treatment, otherwise it means nothing

plus, i'm broke and don't have a car. i gotta be realistic