he is slightly overweight

"slightly overweight"

🧢

slightly

dude bounced when they asked about steroids

Why’s trump here? Oh you know for precaution

Why ain’t the First Lady here? Oh she’s doing fantastic on her own!

yeah they're just gonna lie unless he actually dies and they have to tell the truth

I had the best COVID oxygen experience. Nobody's oxygen level was better than mine. People called me and said "Mr President you've needed the least amount of oxygen we've ever seen.

• Trump

i need to find it but that circle is just a loose strand of hair. there was a HQ picture

still looking like he had something in his pocket tho

RECORD LEVELS OF LOW OXYGEN GOING TO MY BRAIN. DOCTOR SAYS I AM LIKE NO OTHER!

They’re gonna pull the Kim Jong Un plotline

What if he’s faking his death so that he isn’t president anymore

found it

Chris Christie got it

i honestly feel like Trump def ain't going through a whole work day if we don't get tweets all day. thats like a key part of his work time

damnnnn

Beautiful oxygen

Pence next

That fat f*** is done

So what’s the news?