one of my homeboys has been doing uber eats in his new model 3. Main issue is that the current lifetime battery life on Teslas is pretty trash(Like 150k miles) . You can replace the battery but that costs around $8,000 I think. Part time would be dope tho

damn he living the dasher dream

yeah like if you’re not finna tip how bout your bum ass get it yourself lol

already at $46 for this dash and it ain’t even been 2 hours out here making money moves like big bro

gotta piss so bad but only got 30 minutes of my shift left

rip my liver

think you mean kidneys lol

unless you using vodka to hydrate

dude i delivered to looked exactly like takeoff if he was anorexic

had the same style glasses and was rolling up a blunt too

I’m finna see if I can make a friend during my dash tonight lmao

all my nighas eating

Go for it

i just be thinking of the cold food they get

stay up bro hope u get blessed with a fat tip soon

Yo when someone does a referral and they gotta meet a certain number of orders for a bonus do y’all both get paid?

yeah it’s like 150 the first 90 days or something like that

i think i’ve dashed every day for like 2 weeks straight lol

Was delivering to some rich ass student living apt complex and ofc security was tight af but the gate pad ain’t work and this chick number was disconnected so I couldn’t tell her stank ass to let me in

Then I hear someone pull up bumpin boom bap and I’m like

I motion the car and it’s a older nigga he tells me I’m tryna find a parking spot but I got you when I park

I wait like 3 mins and he pulls back up and I tell him I parked close by but poorly cause nigga, no I don’t know how to parallel park f*** I look like

But he hands me his key I make the delivery and I come back he playing some premiere NAS dust tunes s*** was hard though I guess I inadvertently saved my nigga a nice ass parking spot bullshittin around damn life works in mysterious ways

Used to DD heavily last year around this time and during Christmas, those were the days. What's crazy is on my first day there was 2 cancelled Cheesecake Factory orders I was carrying around so I was able to keep them and my family feasted on them

Playing your favorite albums while dashing >>>
When the food place offers free food for dashers >>>
Having a friend join you >>>

never got dashing with someone just chilling in the passenger, but to each their own

y’all ever get pulled over while dashing?