94/100 5 star reviews on the update

might have to end this 9-hour shift wayyy early i got the worst migraine of my life rn

nah my vibe is tuff we in this b**** til it’s over

dd kinda been ass the past week ngl

arent they not allowed to do that? shiiit id hit up customer service for my 25 cents

pull up to dd headquarters like “y’all forgot sumn?”

fax better have that s***

been sitting in this parking lot a whole ass hour and haven’t gotten one order over $4

$4 promo starts in one minute tho eskeetit

make that TWO hours with ONE order over $4 what the f*** man

$60 in 4 hours i’m sick to my stomach man

still in this b**** tho. all it takes is one order to change everything

i’m either about to get sum neck or get robbed

alright turns out decarlos is a chick’s name go figure

2 overlapping $4 peak pays means $8 peak pay rn

my homie from high school just started doing this and he told me he got an order for 5 boxes of condoms from walgreens

it was a chick man's delivered a doordash to the town w****

he's not a southern sumbitch like me, he's back in Utah where i went to hs lol

makes it even more sus tbh mormons are prudes af i had to wait until i was 19 to get sum fat neck b i don't even think anyone in that state has had premarital s***literally ever why she need so many condoms man

managed to get one in, $16 for an order that took maybe 10 minutes total

bro don't even get me started lmao. he's playing rn college ball and served his 2 year mission in louisville while donovan mitchell went there, he's like a god to him