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I saw Travis Scott in a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnât want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, âOh, like youâre doing now?â
I was taken aback, and all I could say was âHuh?â but he kept cutting me off and going âhuh? huh? huh?â and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Travis trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like âSir, you need to pay for those first.â At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually âto prevent any electrical infetterence,â and then turned around and winked at me. I donât even think thatâs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
do not support this guy...
you think we're getting a surprise listening event tonight?
circus maximus tickets on sale NOW
seems like the general public ainât hyped for this at all
General public aint s***, this is for elite and 14 yr old gamers
they add him back to the item shop yet?
Yep just used the last of my savings to buy him
dya think they'll ever release that leaked Peter Griffin on Fortnite? Catching dubs as him with my duos partner as Trav is a dream of mine
Im sorry but no
just give me the perma
@backflippin the menace bought banana bread flavored ones (i didnt hate em tbh)
Didnât even know they made those
seems like the general public ainât hyped for this at all
Everyone just has a lot going on right now I feel what with cornovavirus and all
will they take me to utopia or astroworld?
Cause last time I was in the rodeo and the birds in the trap were singing mcknight
Yes Utopia is where u are
dya think they'll ever release that leaked Peter Griffin on Fortnite? Catching dubs as him with my duos partner as Trav is a dream of mine
I hope so
In 2012, Jacques Webster was flown to Kanye Westâs studio to discuss prospects of his talent, future and career. When a nervous Travis first hesitantly walked into Kanyeâs studio he was surprised to find a caucasian man lurching over a mixing board. A thick cloud of smoke billowed out from his silhouette. No one else was in the room. Travis inched into the dark setting and approached the man. âHello,â said Travis, his voice shy and monotone. âUmm.. hello, Iâm supposed to be meeting KanâŚâ The man spun around and Travisâs voice box froze up. A pair of thin, scrunched eyes meet his. Travisâs heart dropped like it weighed thousands of pounds and sprung back up to the heights of the ozone all at the same time. Mike Deanâs raspy, but delicate voice roused Travis out of his trance. âHey bud, Kanye told me you were coming through.â Travis timidly shot his eyes down to the ground and responded âUmm⌠yeah.. uhh⌠he said to meet him here.â Mike Dean stood up and let out a potent cough of flem and weed smoke. He smirked at Travis and cautiously inched his weathered, wrinkled hand up to Travisâs face. He moved Travis dreads from behind his eyes and said âHe didnât say youâd be so cute.â Travis blushed and they both let out a nervous laugh in synchronization. Travis instinctively pushed Mike Deanâs hand away. They felt like leather, but his skin also had a soft, welcoming texture. Mike Deanâs half open eyes scanned Travis face as he bit his lip with his front teeth. âI heard your Owl Pharaoh s***, it was honestly incredible.â Travis immediately covered up a massive smile with his hand and uttered âThank you.â They both felt an warm, foreign energy palpitating in the atmosphere. Mike Dean swung his burly arm behind Travisâs back and guided him into the chair Mike had just risen from. Travis leaned back and admired the mixing board and the recording booth in front of him. Mike Dean began nonchalantly caressing Travis shoulders with a stern grip. He bent down and whispered into Travisâs ear. âYouâre gonna do some great stuff in this room.â Travis again couldnât contain his smile and tried to cover it up, but Mike Dean grabbed his arm, âCome on man, why are you trying to cover up that beautiful smile. Youâre happy, embrace it bro. Letâs smoke a fat one.â Travis turned to Mike Dean, the lights from the studio machinery illuminating his face, âYou know, youâre really making me feel welcome. I appreciate it, I was so nervous coming in.â Mike Dean didnât respond but instead raised a burning blunt to Travisâs lips, âSuck,â he said with a grin painted across his face. Travis nervously inhaled and coughed. Mike Dean stroked Travisâs cheek with his index finger and said âCome on bro, I know you can SUCK harder than that.â Travis wrapped his wet lips around the blunt paper and breathed in as hard as he could. âHold it in,â ordered Mike Dean. âCome on, hold it.â Mike spun Travisâs chair around to face him. He leaned his aged face towards Travisâs and said âBlow it into my mouth.â Travis timidly smirked with his cheeks holding in a cloud of smoke and shook his head no, he wasnât ready to get so close. Mike Dean wouldnât have it, âCome on man, we donât waste smoke from fat ones around here, bro.â Mike Dean perched his lips open and slowly advanced towards Travis. Both their hearts were beating with an electric ferociousness. Their mouths were parallel, centimeters away from tasting each otherâs lips. The tension rose as they got closer and closer. Suddenly, Travis clutched the fabric of Mike Deanâs stained MWA shirt and pulled him in with a vicious maneuver. Their lips locked and Mike Dean tumbled onto Travisâs lap. They began smearing each others faces together as the smoke billowed between both their mouths. They tasted each other, they felt each other. Mike Dean reached his hands into Travisâs Supreme sweatpants and he grasped Travisâs long, pulsating p****. He began stroking and Travis imitated the same action onto Mike Deanâs p****. They fell to ground in a fit of passion: utter, raw Rodeo-style passion. Their senses were blinded as they became lost in each other. Suddenly, a creak from the door animated them in shock. They looked up, it was Kanye standing in at the door with a stoic expression of shock displayed on his face. The scene fell silent. Kanye opened his mouth, âYâall gone have all this fun without me.â (To be continuedâŚ.)
M&M's sweet like candy cane
Didnât even know they made those
Me either
Our the new flavors, them apple jack collabs be HITTING
pootopia (pls liek adn repost cheers)
seems like the general public ainât hyped for this at all
me with astro before it dropped