hanging up the jersey after 20 years i just think it’s time for me to move on to handing out candy

lol

Nigga I stopped after junior year of high school

We gonna miss you in the island

Ima never stop trick or treating tbh. Passing up free candy in this economy is crazy.

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A Snickers bar sighs in relief.

let me guess you over 18 still moshing too

U trick or treating in high school

Hilarious but I can’t remember my final night

y'all live for witches and blunts

we live for weed and honey

I remember mine

April 17th 2015

I got the cops called on me for "soliciting" when I was clearly in costume so I decided the lifestyle was dead

Damn that’s sad actually

How did people this young end up on UncToThe

bro thats normal

the systematic approach to usher the utility of a communal third spaces into extinction is resulting in the migration of outcasts to congregate here to flex their great taste (compared to the common denominator) meanwhile the forefathers of this board AKA uncs to use the parlance of our time are still hanging on to their youth whilst standing on business by derailing threads to s*** on uglyass final boss sam altman and the top in the closet peter thiel.

NOOOOOOO