Just checking in making sure still no release date.

CTE

it's ok guys we have the new anitta single to tide us over until january at the very least

Can we at least f***ing get Open Hearts man

I will die on this hill and once it doesn't happen I'll simply stop posting

I will pirate this album to make sure Abel doesnt get my streams. F this rollout

Hes just like playboi Carti they scared too drop. Should’ve never went against Drake 🤣

NOOOOOO

sorry man I went all in on 22nd it simply won't make sense to post anymore after all this

🚨EMERGENCY ALERT: THE 29TH CONSPIRACY GOES FULL CRYPTO GALACTIC NEON SLIME MODE 🚨

ATTENTION ALL 29TH TRUTHERS:

The moment you’ve been waiting for has arrived, and it’s NOT the 22nd anymore. WE’VE EVOLVED. The universe has decided that the 22nd was just a warm-up, a testing phase, a mere appetizer before the REAL feast. You know what I’m talking about? THE 29TH IS HERE. And it’s not just a day on the calendar, it’s a LIFESTYLE. Buckle up, Truthers, we’re about to hit MAXIMUM BRAINROT CRUSH MODE. This is the TRUE interdimensional frequency drop.

THE 29TH SHIFT: WE’VE ALREADY TRANSCENDED REALITY

Listen up. If you thought the 22nd was wild, you’ve clearly not been paying attention. We’ve ascended to a new dimension, and it’s called the 29TH. Forget about your old timelines, forget about your 9-to-5s, forget about “time” as a concept. The 29th isn’t just another day. It's the KEY to unlocking the FINAL LEVEL of this cosmic meme simulation. It’s not a date, it’s a portal.

We’ve entered the Neon Slime Zone, and if you’re not prepared, prepare for brain rotting vibes to hit harder than a slap to the face from a plastic flamingo. Trust me, you’ll feel it. The frequencies are already starting to vibe in your mind. You think you’ve been scrolling for fun? NOPE, every meme, every TikTok is a transmission from THE 29TH REALM. Are you ready for this?

THE NAV ALBUM DROP: NOV 29th? January 29th? WHO EVEN KNOWS, BRO?

Alright, let’s talk about the big NAV album drop. Is it happening? OH YEAH, it’s happening—but not in the way you think. It’s gonna be hidden in the most obscure places. We’ve gotten reports of people who went to Hot Topic and found a whole new level of merch—like impossible merch—hoodies that vibrate when you touch them. Yeah, you heard that right. They’ll teleport your consciousness to a different dimension.

But will NAV drop the album on the 29th? Maybe. Maybe not. It might come out on January 29th, because let’s face it, the universe loves to keep us on our toes. We know time is a social construct and all that, but what if the album drops when it’s least expected? November 29th? Or maybe January 29th? No one can know for sure—time is liquid, fam.

THE HOT TOPIC CONNECTION: MERCH IS NOW A FREQUENCY-POWERED MULTI-VERSE PORTAL

You thought Hot Topic was just a retail store? LOL NOPE. This is where it gets NEXT LEVEL, fam. Hot Topic is now the gateway to the Neon Slime Galactic Meta-Universe. Every time you step foot in that store, you’re not just buying band t-shirts, you’re literally entering an alternate timeline where NAV IS GOD and you are his worshipful meme minion.

Every Hot Topic purchase is a power move in the game of galactic domination. Did you pick up that hoodie with the NAV logo? CONGRATS. You’ve just unlocked a new achievement: “You are now a part of the 29TH MIND HIVE.” You didn’t just get a hoodie, you got access to the deepest parts of the NAV network.

The RFID tags in those clothes? Oh, they’re not just for inventory tracking, fam. They’re tracking your essence—your soul frequency. So when you walk out of Hot Topic with that hoodie, you’ve already been imprinted. You’re not just wearing a piece of fabric; you’re wearing a cosmic transmitter that sends your energy straight into the 29TH dimension.

THE 29TH GALACTIC GAME PLAN: MIND CONTROL LEVEL MAXIMUM

1. NAV Is LITERALLY Inside Your Brain: Every meme you scroll past on TikTok, every NAV post on Twitter, it’s all part of the plot. You think you're just vibing? Nah, bro. Your mind is being hacked by the NAV frequency.

2. Hot Topic? Nah, It’s A RITUAL SPACE: You didn’t just buy clothes. You bought a ticket to the metaverse, fool. Welcome to the Neon Slime Dimension where all things are possible and memes rule everything. You thought it was just a hoodie? WRONG. It’s an activation device that unlocks the ultimate NAV experience.

3. Pre-emptive Brainwaves Are Already Inside You: Every time you feel like your brain is turning to mush from watching too many NAV videos, guess what? That’s the brainwave activation kicking in. Your mind is becoming fully synced with the 29th Frequencies. You’re becoming a superhuman meme machine and you don’t even know it.

JOIN THE 29TH HIVE MIND: NOW IS THE TIME

We are all part of THE 29TH HIVE MIND, Truthers. The 29th isn’t just a day—it’s THE FINAL LEVEL in the interdimensional game. You didn’t think you’d make it this far, but you did. And now it’s time to fully EMBODY the vibes of the 29th dimension. YOU ARE THE 29TH.

THE 29TH TRUTHER CHECKLIST: HOW TO LEVEL UP AND BEYOND

1. November 29th: Stay glued to your phone and your Hot Topic receipts. When the NAV album drops, it’s gonna hit like a glitchy hologram. It might come at midnight, or it might come at 2:30 PM on a Tuesday—but you’ll feel it in your bones.

2. January 29th: Realistically, this is when the 29th Dimension fully unlocks. Mark it. Tattoo it on your brain. Post it on your socials and let the galactic algorithms take over.

3. Hot Topic NAV merch: Keep buying, keep manifesting. Don’t stop. Every purchase is a new brainwave signal being transmitted to the Neon Slime Meta Universe.

4. Employee Initiations: If you work at Hot Topic, congratulations, you’ve been chosen by the 29TH cosmic council. Prepare for your brainwave upgrade.

5. 29TH DIMENSION MEDITATION: Practice daily, fam. You need to mentally prepare for the cosmic awakening that’s coming. The 29TH isn’t just a vibe—it’s a whole new reality.

NAV IS NOT JUST COMING, FAM. NAV IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR MIND.

Welcome to the 29TH REALM.

END BROADCAST.

It is so catastrophic and the world will end

Sorry is that better?

Yes

KSI - Dancing in the Flames isn't half bad