get me my $1 iced capp and my soul is yours

i kinda feel bad for gilbert i feel like he's pitched better than letting up 5 runs

JUST KIDDING F*** THE MARINERS

playoff ernie clement

Does Vladdy have a Toronto accent? I thought he was born in Montreal? Plus he yes black he Dominican

nah he sounds 100% dominican lol

nah lmao we just playin around, he's dominican and speaks spanish, and probably doesn't know much toronto slang tbh def doesn't have a toronto accent

alright we can let naylor have that he's at home too

Heard you lol I hear she can speak French too tho so idk he been in Toronto his whole career he prolly got some Somalian Goons and shooters

rest easy brother i'll see you in valhalla (the world series)

is Cal doing there

he’s had some truly awful moments in this series

please capitalize man

betting on fanduel probably

He’s not Ohtani

Mariners come back trust

im drinking a full bottle of ghb if that happens

only 1 more inning of our pitching giving me a heart attack

Mariners plz

Announcer tryna jinx

unclenching for the next 21 hours

Game 7

If only the Mariners didn’t deserve a WS berth more than anyone this would be more hype