My Stros are ASS

F*** the asstros lmao

MLB gonna pull the strings to finally get their Yankees dodgers wet dream matchup. It’s overdue

card tf up

guy is good

EYESSOLOW CABRERA

Sucks for Joey Bart. I remember thinking he was a great succession plan for Posey

ozzie

Taylor Ward! Ooooh!

Rendon still at triple zeros. You can’t make this s*** up

why is baseball the only sport where we let old blind men decide game outcomes

That's the best shortstop in the NL East folks.

i remember when u hated his guts

ozzie swinging at ball 4 we're so f***in back

He quiet-quit on the Angels and MLB a long time ago lol he just doesn’t have anything lined up yet. Just collecting a check.

Oh my d*** is hard

Trey Lipscomb has arrived

majority of the “core” doing nothing this series is reassuring

It’s wild because you can tell he’s kinda not even trying. Smug ass body language and half assed swings

a great weekend of binge drinking complete

Muts lol