We really gave a OD start to Nick Pivetta

Spanked that Cub ass until it turned red

Opening day could be going better for the padres I’m not gonna lie!

Should have done a bullpen game

How many wins this season bro

This was #1 of 65 🔥

Should have tanked this year and started German Marquez

James Wood elite season loading

Record setting season for sure. Most strikeouts in a single season

Starting pitching is abysmal

I’m probably higher on the rotation than most people but it won’t be very good

he will lock in. I believe.

King been looking like ass. Musgrove who knows how he is now dudes been hurt for like 2 seasons or more. Just doesn’t seem promising at all to me.

King started slow the past two years, I’m not too worried about him

Embarrassing start to the season my god

Getting it out of the system

Can’t even get a Nando HR or any run. Not a single enjoyable moment to start it off.

Tatis hit too well at the WBC, so he’ll swing at everything for the next month until he realizes it’s not working

Manny too

He’ll be fine until it’s a game that matters

Manny really is the least scary/clutch “big bat” to face in a tense situation. Just throw it low and away and he’s swinging at it.

I think that’s 3 debut homers today? Benge, Wetherholt, Murakami

Cristopher Sánchez spazzing