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  • But before the king ventures to his cozy bed and turns the AC on, here’s a list of things I’ll be doing tomorrow:

    -Wake up
    -Try not to sleep again
    -Attend an online job interview
    -Stalk my ex
    -Try not to kill myself
    -Have a frappe
    -Remember I don’t like frappe so I just let it melt on my desk
    -Go the gym, roll with the guys, learn f***ing nothing and get yelled at by the coach
    -Call dad
    -Call mom
    -Turbo wank
    -Turn AC on and sleep

  • Aug 13, 2024

    ?

  • Aug 13, 2024
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    So called “king”

  • Aug 13, 2024

    aight

  • Aug 13, 2024
    Undecided

    So called “king”

    Whats a mob to a king

  • Aug 13, 2024

    Hope you find happiness king, remove stalk your ex off the list for a start

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    its a nice routine op but yeah dont stalk your ex, make her stalk you

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    apextwintower

    its a nice routine op but yeah dont stalk your ex, make her stalk you

    Whenever I ask her why she doesn’t stalk me she says “I don’t chase, I attract”

    This f***ing b****

  • Aug 13, 2024
    greatsmilebuddy_

    Whenever I ask her why she doesn’t stalk me she says “I don’t chase, I attract”

    This f***ing b****

    learn from her idk, go ghost mode, b****es love mystery

  • Aug 13, 2024

    What time is your turbo wank? Maybe we can collab

  • Aug 13, 2024

    Exciting stuff! The specific order placement of two actions in the last part of your day is worrying but I’m just gonna forget it 😃

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    Niggamortis

    😳

  • Aug 13, 2024

    -Stalk my ex
    -Try not to kill myself
    -Have a frappe

  • Aug 13, 2024

    Should add taking candid pics of hoes at the mall to fap to later to the list

  • Aug 13, 2024
    greatsmilebuddy_

    But before the king ventures to his cozy bed and turns the AC on, here’s a list of things I’ll be doing tomorrow:

    -Wake up
    -Try not to sleep again
    -Attend an online job interview
    -Stalk my ex
    -Try not to kill myself
    -Have a frappe
    -Remember I don’t like frappe so I just let it melt on my desk
    -Go the gym, roll with the guys, learn f***ing nothing and get yelled at by the coach
    -Call dad
    -Call mom
    -Turbo wank
    -Turn AC on and sleep

    you forgot to mention watch xxx

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    Midway and I’m trying not to kill myself

  • Aug 13, 2024

    Real

  • Aug 13, 2024
    greatsmilebuddy_

    Midway and I’m trying not to kill myself

    Felt

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    Niggamortis

    The last msg is always hilarious to me

  • Aug 13, 2024
    Windmaster

    The last msg is always hilarious to me

    I really wanna know what was the next thing pharaoh said after that

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    Dont see throwing yogurt at ur brother on the list

  • Aug 13, 2024
    CutiePieHole

    Dont see throwing yogurt at ur brother on the list

    See the frappe? We’ll switch it

  • Aug 13, 2024

    Lock embarassing ktt thread