But before the king ventures to his cozy bed and turns the AC on, here’s a list of things I’ll be doing tomorrow:
-Wake up
-Try not to sleep again
-Attend an online job interview
-Stalk my ex
-Try not to kill myself
-Have a frappe
-Remember I don’t like frappe so I just let it melt on my desk
-Go the gym, roll with the guys, learn f***ing nothing and get yelled at by the coach
-Call dad
-Call mom
-Turbo wank
-Turn AC on and sleep
Hope you find happiness king, remove stalk your ex off the list for a start
its a nice routine op but yeah dont stalk your ex, make her stalk you
Whenever I ask her why she doesn’t stalk me she says “I don’t chase, I attract”
This f***ing b****
Whenever I ask her why she doesn’t stalk me she says “I don’t chase, I attract”
This f***ing b****
learn from her idk, go ghost mode, b****es love mystery
Exciting stuff! The specific order placement of two actions in the last part of your day is worrying but I’m just gonna forget it 😃
But before the king ventures to his cozy bed and turns the AC on, here’s a list of things I’ll be doing tomorrow:
-Wake up
-Try not to sleep again
-Attend an online job interview
-Stalk my ex
-Try not to kill myself
-Have a frappe
-Remember I don’t like frappe so I just let it melt on my desk
-Go the gym, roll with the guys, learn f***ing nothing and get yelled at by the coach
-Call dad
-Call mom
-Turbo wank
-Turn AC on and sleep
you forgot to mention watch xxx
The last msg is always hilarious to me
I really wanna know what was the next thing pharaoh said after that
Dont see throwing yogurt at ur brother on the list
See the frappe? We’ll switch it