YES OMG

thats not bethesda

He presented this on here like it was a commercial for Nike/Supreme or something I think lmao I love this dude

lmao i just checked i thought it was

like old reading glasses but i can tell from the reflection they definitely for sight assistance

Man was in a strip club making threads on KTT2

bioshock fye tho i agree
still havent played infinite

Steeze thinking the govt was following him and hiding from white vans in bushes while posting on ktt1 is still hilarious

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

thats so crazy

I couldn’t finish reading that thread bruh, I was getting second hand embarrassment

The s*** in New Orleans ain't bad

me neither

tito got kicked out the club cuz he kept asking for b****es consent before looking at them

they dont deserve him

Isn’t this the storyline in Goodfellas

Page 6 in that thread no cap is the funniest and most cringe I’ve ever read

1st ballot HOF post

tito thought stripper was feeling him

she just wanted him to throw some money smh

Madagascar I think

That aside, that was the first strip dance I've gotten . She was bout naked as hell but still covered. That s*** was fye. Cus when I touched her, I felt like... I felt all her muscles. Like I felt how flexible this woman's body was
It was like I understood the tiers of how a human body worked (especially a woman) for the first time. I was like wow this girl is a stallion
Bruh it's like riding a horse. Cus me and my homies were comparing riding a horse to driving a car. Like you know how a horse is super flexible and muscly because it's an animal? You ride a horse with your whole body bruh. And like a girl is like the same thing. Honestly I wasn't really in the mood for a lap dance. But I liked it a lot cus s***, I'm talking to her about my business. I'm telling her the s*** that's about to happen that I've only told me homies. I got a fine ass girl on my lap, nigga. Spitting to her about the bread I've make, while her fine cute ass is lightly bouncing and wrapping around me like a damn stripper pole. Bruh she wrap you with her whole body even when she just sitting on you. It was honestly fascinating. So basically just moving to the music and you talking to her while she sitting on her lap.
She even was like do you wanna get a drink? I said cool but I'm slick broke. But she was like I got you and we talked a bit at the bar. Then she charged my friends for the drink she got me
Nah bruh I'm truly fascinated by this s*** bruh. Like I've never felt a human body move like that. And she was so fine, and her skin was like such a great amount of smooth, sturdy, but kitchen. Wasn't like no sweat or nothing, she was just perfectly jiggly in the right places and it's like.....
Bruh I have a lot of thoughts about this.

this gotta be the best ktt post

first time strip club cant blame him :druskihands: