sometimes u gotta when ur too impatient to wait for it to cool down i feel u

Dudes really throwing food away just because of a tiny fly

Good response he spanked her

Fly probably healthier than what most of the thread eats lol

A nikka can handle bein called ugly

A b**** not tryna hear she average

Idk she called him a 3 lmao I feel like he shoulda fried her back and said “together we can make a 6” instead of the trick play

How you watch over a million p***os

@MetaphoricalOne

Flies hold enough disease to spread across like 20 humans lmao

You found meta twitter lol

They’ll eat a random girls cooch with no questions asked but as soon as a fly lands on their food they pretend they are germaphobes

Hungover beyond comprehension

King!

What we drink?

When’s the last time someone you know got seriously ill from a fly?

Case of cactis, tequila, and a pitcher

I hope u didn’t boink a 3/10

There’s a difference

u asked for this then lol

That’ll do it lol

plz explain

Blacked in to a girl leaving my room at 4am saying we should just be friends

had to unscrew the legs and defy physics to get this damn couch through all the doorways and down the stairwell man

some bullshit

Once you start mixing you know a hangover coming lol

Facts lmaoo