Put a movie on or something

Go to bed

imagine

BTW my girl gave me some bs that she doesn't want to be hungover tomorrow so now I'm going to cancel my dinner plans with her tonight lol

She playing checkers I'm playing chess

Man this isn’t the point

I wanna talk to this person and they do too but its the same f***in convo everytime

I take 4 sips of coffee and I gotta s***

How does this work every time

Are you drinking the coffee at the same time everytime?

No luckily I can control my bowels to scurry to the bathroom in time

@Lil_Guy_BigHeart17 u ever get a blumpkin?

come on man

NO!

some kid on 4chan bought the battlefield 2042 .com domain before the dumbasses at EA and was redirecting it to /pol/ and other naughty things

battlefield2042.com wtf

LMAO

can ea sue and take it or do they have to pay him

crazy that people do that

one kid at my high school on the tennis team got one and we always called his gf as the "blumpkin girl" after lol

imagine your existence is being known for sucking a guy's d*** while he s***ting

I doubt EA can do s*** unless they copyrighted the term or something and they say its libel/slander

He'll probably get a nice 6 figure check for the domain lol

"Hey that's ok. Let's reschedule the dinner to sunday or monday night then? That way we can enjoy both at once"

No free dinner for you

No period s***for me

why the F*** is this in my youtube recommended videos

no what s***

Lmfao

Oh you missed it yesterday? I was making plans with one of my girls to do d**** and go out for dinner today. After a few texts setting it up she goes "Oh btw I have my period until monday teehee. But we can have dinner on Friday and then have a fun night next week" like a s*** test

A majority of the posters in this thread were saying I should just have s***with her on her period anyway. So i called her bluff and proposed that and now she says she can't because she has something in the morning and doesn't want to be hungover lol

B**** I'm not meeting up with you just to eat food

Crazy how Joe Biden is more of a Republican than Trump

what the f*** am i watching

Hopefully Utah