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  • Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭

    You were a h**** little boy man

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    My first time ever snitching on a nigga in school was cuz he did some gay s***

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Stan

    Streets raised me

    Which store did you buy the white hoods from?

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭

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    Larry Ishvalan Fox

    F*** it I’ll reveal a scar that caused me to stop being chubby. It was either 5th or 6th grade Gregory elementary school ( @DonJulio might know it) and last day of being in this learning to type without looking class. Class was like 15 people at most and this one black girl (I will never forget her face) went around and kissed everyone on the cheek. I’m nervous as hell mind you since I was one of the last people. Before me was the class clown really funny guy she almost didn’t kiss him but was just playing and did it anyways and dude was ugly so I thought damn if he got it than I can too. still nervous as hell as she’s getting close I pretend like I’m not paying attention and doing something on the computer with headphones. She gets to me and said something that caused the whole class to laugh all I remember was she said fat and some other words and skipped only me. Had to hold it in to not cry.

    Lol don’t sweat it she was clearly a w****

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    Unity

    What the f*** is wrong with you bro

    that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu

  • Unity 💯
    Jun 6, 2021
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    Cacti and White Claw are NOT the same thing!!!

  • Jun 6, 2021
    BecauseTK

    Niggas used to f*** the couch gap LMFAOOOOO

    my mom everytime I walked in the bathroom with a paper bag, a towel, and her hairtie :

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Larry Ishvalan Fox

    F*** it I’ll reveal a scar that caused me to stop being chubby. It was either 5th or 6th grade Gregory elementary school ( @DonJulio might know it) and last day of being in this learning to type without looking class. Class was like 15 people at most and this one black girl (I will never forget her face) went around and kissed everyone on the cheek. I’m nervous as hell mind you since I was one of the last people. Before me was the class clown really funny guy she almost didn’t kiss him but was just playing and did it anyways and dude was ugly so I thought damn if he got it than I can too. still nervous as hell as she’s getting close I pretend like I’m not paying attention and doing something on the computer with headphones. She gets to me and said something that caused the whole class to laugh all I remember was she said fat and some other words and skipped only me. Had to hold it in to not cry.

    This ur peeping villain origin story ctfu 💀💀💀

  • Unity 💯
    Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu

    Yeah I know. That's part of the problem.

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭

  • Jun 6, 2021
    love awarded

    My first time ever snitching on a nigga in school was cuz he did some gay s***

    what he do

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    Nigga was showin his d*** to other niggas at recess, had to tell the teacher wit swiftness

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Unity

    Cacti and White Claw are NOT the same thing!!!

  • Mechanical 🌶️
    Jun 6, 2021
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    Slingshot

    that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu

    oh god

  • Jun 6, 2021
    Slingshot

    that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu

    there's more?

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    Brodie Wav

    Lol don’t sweat it she was clearly a w****

    She was too pretty to be a w**** man

  • Jun 6, 2021
    love awarded

    Nigga was showin his d*** to other niggas at recess, had to tell the teacher wit swiftness

    @Dxtr

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    still none of slingshots posts grosser than NPZ typing a whole paragraph tryin to put us on to some weird meat beating technique with the taint

  • Jun 6, 2021
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    yall were f***ing everything and anything except actual women lol

  • Chief Julio 🇪🇸
    Jun 6, 2021
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    Oh y'all was wylin huh

  • Mechanical 🌶️
    Jun 6, 2021
    Lion of Damascus

    yall were f***ing everything and anything except actual women lol

    man we were 13 max

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    love awarded

    My first time ever snitching on a nigga in school was cuz he did some gay s***

    I snitched on a nigga cause the teacher told me he snitched on me

    Then I found out he didn’t smh I felt like a b****

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