nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭
You were a h**** little boy man
My first time ever snitching on a nigga in school was cuz he did some gay s***
nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭
F*** it I’ll reveal a scar that caused me to stop being chubby. It was either 5th or 6th grade Gregory elementary school ( @DonJulio might know it) and last day of being in this learning to type without looking class. Class was like 15 people at most and this one black girl (I will never forget her face) went around and kissed everyone on the cheek. I’m nervous as hell mind you since I was one of the last people. Before me was the class clown really funny guy she almost didn’t kiss him but was just playing and did it anyways and dude was ugly so I thought damn if he got it than I can too. still nervous as hell as she’s getting close I pretend like I’m not paying attention and doing something on the computer with headphones. She gets to me and said something that caused the whole class to laugh all I remember was she said fat and some other words and skipped only me. Had to hold it in to not cry.
Lol don’t sweat it she was clearly a w****
What the f*** is wrong with you bro
that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu
Cacti and White Claw are NOT the same thing!!!
Niggas used to f*** the couch gap LMFAOOOOO
my mom everytime I walked in the bathroom with a paper bag, a towel, and her hairtie :
nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭
F*** it I’ll reveal a scar that caused me to stop being chubby. It was either 5th or 6th grade Gregory elementary school ( @DonJulio might know it) and last day of being in this learning to type without looking class. Class was like 15 people at most and this one black girl (I will never forget her face) went around and kissed everyone on the cheek. I’m nervous as hell mind you since I was one of the last people. Before me was the class clown really funny guy she almost didn’t kiss him but was just playing and did it anyways and dude was ugly so I thought damn if he got it than I can too. still nervous as hell as she’s getting close I pretend like I’m not paying attention and doing something on the computer with headphones. She gets to me and said something that caused the whole class to laugh all I remember was she said fat and some other words and skipped only me. Had to hold it in to not cry.
This ur peeping villain origin story ctfu 💀💀💀
that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu
Yeah I know. That's part of the problem.
nah I deadass swear to god my h**** lil ass put 2 pillows together, took the sheet off em, and dumped Conditioner from the bathroom between em and made my own lifesize pocket p****😭😭😭😭
My first time ever snitching on a nigga in school was cuz he did some gay s***
what he do
Nigga was showin his d*** to other niggas at recess, had to tell the teacher wit swiftness
that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu
oh god
that's not even the wildest childhood masturbation story I posted either ctfu
there's more?
Lol don’t sweat it she was clearly a w****
She was too pretty to be a w**** man
Nigga was showin his d*** to other niggas at recess, had to tell the teacher wit swiftness
still none of slingshots posts grosser than NPZ typing a whole paragraph tryin to put us on to some weird meat beating technique with the taint
Oh y'all was wylin huh
yall were f***ing everything and anything except actual women lol
man we were 13 max