If you didn’t at one time have 100+ p*** tabs open on your family computer did you even live?

Only thing you folding is the laundry while your girl getting f***ed in the bedroom

oh the humanity

DATING APPS HAVE TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE

A NYT exclusive by Dr. Dreezy MD

Yes actually

I gotta wash the sheets bro

He's so chill

i was too retarted to even do that i just googled it looked at some s*** n walked away

Did you

Ya

His girl living out her lesbian fantasy in the other room while he begs to join

You mean were we normal?

MD(Mini d***)

This is an op worthy post if we could still quote s*** properly

Soap2day

Fire

Hbo max u poor b****!

Found a list of the best Wesley Pipes quotes

“Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitxh.. Imma turn ya throat into a foster home. Take this nut.”

Wesley Pipes: “You stupid or u smart (repeats 3x’s)?!?!”
Chick: “I’m smart (mouth full of p****)”
Wesley Pipes: “well work ya brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.”

“Damn.. I’m all the way in that ass! dontchu shyt on my dikk. If I strike a nerve you better let me know!”

“Damn.. Listen. I’m about to c***right in u bitxh. Don’t even trip. I know it’s early in the game but this p*ssy too good to stop. Imma give u more dikk tho. I aint gon cheat you, I aint even gonna cheat you. Don’t trip”

“Hol on bytch my dikk caught all up in ya fishnets & shyt”

“Suck this mufukkin dikk…. You know I like my shyt wet up like a drive by.. Do a driveby on this dikk… Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum’n huh? U crip’n bytch?!”

“Yeah, this my lil’ broke Beyonce right here… this the closest I’ma ever get to fukkin’ Beyonce… if I ever get my hands on that bytch I’ma do her just like this… Urrrrgggggh”

“If you don’t suck this dikk right, imma tell yo mama what you been doin.”

Www.hbo.com

used to share a laptop wit my mom in middle school one weekend i had a mean session mad videos this was like 2010 n i didn’t clear the history she asked to use it I said no.

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whens the last time yall read a book

www.nfl.com

Yeah you call that millionaire poor!